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Old 12-19-2014, 04:13 PM   #76
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Sure. Bird knows how to fly, and would probably come back anyway.
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:27 PM   #77
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Cant we just dispense with the pets..and select a member of the board?
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Old 12-19-2014, 05:35 PM   #78
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I wouldn't throw any animal off a cliff.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:05 PM   #79
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I know some people I would throw off a cliff for a million dollars
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:07 PM   #80
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Have you ever tried to throw a cat? They get a bit clingy
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Old 08-30-2016, 05:59 PM   #81
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Puhahahaha
How did I miss this thread?
For a sec, thought it was newsroom.
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Old 08-30-2016, 06:14 PM   #82
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I'd throw anyone's pet off a cliff for a million dollars.
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Old 08-30-2016, 06:16 PM   #83
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I'd throw the pet's owner off a cliff, but there's a special place in hell for animal abusers!!!
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Old 08-30-2016, 06:57 PM   #84
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There is no chance. I would live with guilt and could never enjoy the money.
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Old 08-30-2016, 08:43 PM   #85
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I'd sleep with that younger Robert Redford for a million dollars.
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Old 08-30-2016, 08:47 PM   #86
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I'd throw my pet rock off a cliff for half a million!!
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Old 08-30-2016, 08:58 PM   #87
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No and if you would, I don't wanna know you.
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Old 08-30-2016, 09:53 PM   #88
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Donut throw pets off cliffs.
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Old 08-30-2016, 09:54 PM   #89
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Old 08-30-2016, 10:15 PM   #90
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Absolutely not
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Old 08-30-2016, 10:28 PM   #91
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Who asks this kind of crap. No.
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Old 08-30-2016, 10:52 PM   #92
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Sometimes i'd throw my cat off a cliff for a hershey bar.
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Old 08-31-2016, 11:29 AM   #93
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No..and dont let me catch any of you fckers doing it either!
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Old 08-31-2016, 11:30 AM   #94
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Well, since I don't have a pet at the moment, will my only son do?
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Who asks this kind of crap. No.
A self-proclaimed fire starter.
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A self-proclaimed fire starter.
Like Keith Flint?
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Who asks this kind of crap. No.
Probably the same people who asked when was the last time you masturbated, all five "horny" threads or a "Banjo" music thread.

I am only responsible for the last one.
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Old 08-31-2016, 11:44 AM   #98
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Probably the same people who asked when was the last time you masturbated, all five "horny" threads or a "Banjo" music thread.

I am only responsible for the last one.
So you say

Im onto Tom as we speak about "usernames"
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Old 08-31-2016, 12:46 PM   #99
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Yes my hubs dog I would!
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Old 08-31-2016, 05:54 PM   #100
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