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Old 06-29-2017, 01:58 PM   #17526
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nope...staying in as much as possible...

TNPTP is having visitors this weekend..
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Old 06-30-2017, 03:51 AM   #17527
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Yes!!!! Can't wait to see them..

Tnptp is eager about something happening soon.
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Old 07-21-2017, 09:41 PM   #17528
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Yes...

TNPTP is hungry?
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Old 07-21-2017, 09:44 PM   #17529
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No, I just ate.

TNPTP is needing something?
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Old 07-21-2017, 09:52 PM   #17530
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Lol! Don't we all?

TNPTP doesn't shave on the weekends?
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Old 07-21-2017, 10:18 PM   #17531
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Don't shave all winter.

TNPTP is having a cook out this weekend?
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Old 07-27-2017, 01:13 PM   #17532
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Nope

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Old 07-27-2017, 05:43 PM   #17533
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Not today.... yet

TNPTP is not sure what to wear when it's hot outside but there is AC everywhere they go.
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Old 08-04-2017, 07:41 PM   #17534
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Nope. Shorts are good

TNPTP needs a drink tonight.
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Old 08-08-2017, 03:29 PM   #17535
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Nope

TNPTP is afraid of heights?
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Old 08-08-2017, 03:45 PM   #17536
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Yes
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Old 10-19-2017, 02:50 PM   #17537
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Not really...unless it’s cookies.

TNPTP thinks this has been a long, stressful month.
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Old 10-23-2017, 03:27 PM   #17538
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Yes

TNPTP will be dressing up for Halloween?
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Old 01-13-2018, 05:30 PM   #17539
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No I didn't!

TNPTP had a lie in today?
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Old 01-16-2018, 08:37 PM   #17540
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Not on the weekdays!

TNPTP has night classes tonight?
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Old 01-17-2018, 11:19 AM   #17541
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Nope

TNPTP can speak another language?
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Old 01-17-2018, 04:35 PM   #17542
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A very little

TNPTP has a piercing
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Old 01-17-2018, 04:39 PM   #17543
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Yes

TNPTP has a tattoo?
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Old 01-17-2018, 04:41 PM   #17544
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Yes I do!

TNPTP is hopelessly addicted to this site!
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Old 01-17-2018, 04:42 PM   #17545
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And he scores!!!
(Kind of)

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Old 01-17-2018, 04:57 PM   #17546
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Yes I do

TNPTP plays a sport?
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Old 01-17-2018, 05:00 PM   #17547
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No

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Old 01-17-2018, 05:09 PM   #17548
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Yes

TNPTP enjoys dancing?
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Old 01-17-2018, 05:11 PM   #17549
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Sometimes...

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Old 01-17-2018, 05:13 PM   #17550
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No. Do you?

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