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Old 06-04-2017, 12:34 PM   #35201
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It has been a long time since I've done anything bad ..
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Old 06-04-2017, 12:49 PM   #35202
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Bad or naughty, what's the difference?
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Old 06-04-2017, 02:03 PM   #35203
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Difference could be just a slap,on the wrists or a custodial sentence
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Old 06-04-2017, 02:08 PM   #35204
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Sentence can be something composed of words or something a bit more sinister.
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Old 06-04-2017, 02:28 PM   #35205
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Sinister acts are usually not good , but I'm a good boy so can't say any more ..
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Old 06-04-2017, 02:33 PM   #35206
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More often than not what starts out as fun, ends up as trouble!
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Old 06-04-2017, 02:42 PM   #35207
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Trouble with relationships isn't good
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Old 06-04-2017, 02:47 PM   #35208
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Good communication is key to good relationships.
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Old 06-04-2017, 02:54 PM   #35209
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Relationships thrive on fun, laughter , trust and love
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Old 06-04-2017, 02:59 PM   #35210
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Love hurts, it's a fact of life.
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Old 06-04-2017, 03:15 PM   #35211
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Life can be like a box of chocolates , you never quite know if you'll like it until you take a bite of it
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Old 06-04-2017, 03:25 PM   #35212
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It is that time of day or should I say, night here.
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Old 06-04-2017, 05:59 PM   #35213
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Here lies my sex life. Gone too soon but not forgotten.
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Old 06-04-2017, 10:18 PM   #35214
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Forgotten may be the action he took, but I will always remember the feeling it gave me.
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Old 06-04-2017, 10:44 PM   #35215
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Me I care to much and let things stress me out
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Old 06-04-2017, 11:49 PM   #35216
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Out goes the lights on the proch
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Old 06-05-2017, 02:02 AM   #35217
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Porch swings can add a romantic touch to a relationship
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Old 06-24-2017, 12:01 PM   #35218
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With or without ?? .. decisions, decisions, decisions...
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Old 06-26-2017, 09:23 PM   #35219
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Old 06-26-2017, 10:22 PM   #35220
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You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Old 06-27-2017, 10:10 AM   #35221
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Fish or chicken for dinner?
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Old 06-27-2017, 01:57 PM   #35222
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Dinner ... it's always a dilemma ... he wants chips and I want something healthy!
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Old 06-27-2017, 02:32 PM   #35223
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Healthy choices are quite often boring.
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Old 06-27-2017, 11:15 PM   #35224
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Boring people often live boring lives.
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Old 07-01-2017, 09:56 PM   #35225
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Lives while in many ways are similar can also be very different
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