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Old 07-23-2015, 07:00 PM   #1
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... he tried to climb Mountain Dew.
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Old 07-23-2015, 07:01 PM   #2
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.... he went to an optometrist to buy an IPad
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... he thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team.
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... he took an umbrella to see Purple Rain
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Old 07-23-2015, 09:46 PM   #6
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... he tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
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he thinks his hair looks good............
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.... he went to an optometrist to buy an IPad
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Back when conservatives could say what they really think of Trump.
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... he thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team.
I'm glad you bumped this thread Ivan! I miss reading spare_change's posts!
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Trump is so stupid he thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico.
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His Social Security number is 9

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If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
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