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Old 07-03-2017, 07:44 AM   #2851
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How does he eat corn on the cob without any teeth?
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Old 07-03-2017, 07:59 AM   #2852
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what beach he is on in his picture?
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Old 07-03-2017, 11:18 AM   #2853
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What makes her happy?
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Old 07-03-2017, 11:20 AM   #2854
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what she looks like in those tight jeans
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Old 07-03-2017, 03:45 PM   #2855
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What was the flavor of choice this morning.
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Old 07-03-2017, 03:50 PM   #2856
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Does she ever drink lemonade?
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Old 07-03-2017, 04:44 PM   #2857
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Does he have a favorite hobby?
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Old 07-03-2017, 05:09 PM   #2858
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Has she ever tried painting free-style?
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Old 07-03-2017, 05:19 PM   #2859
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Why your smile is so big?
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Old 07-03-2017, 05:22 PM   #2860
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Where do you keep the souls you steal?
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Old 07-03-2017, 05:24 PM   #2861
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What happens when I'm good? Do I still get the hut?
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Old 07-03-2017, 05:25 PM   #2862
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What happens when I'm good? Do I still get the hut?
Of course.

and midnight rides in the rice paddy on Rose petal.
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Old 07-03-2017, 06:21 PM   #2863
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Is that him in the AV?
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Old 07-03-2017, 06:35 PM   #2864
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Is that him in the AV?
Is that her in the AV?
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Old 07-03-2017, 08:04 PM   #2865
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has he always been conservative? ...and what would it take for him to vote for a Democrat?
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Old 07-04-2017, 01:28 AM   #2866
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has he always been conservative? ...and what would it take for him to vote for a Democrat?
I'm neither republican or democrat (conservative or liberal) ...socially more liberal than most (don't care what you drink, eat, smoke, or pop ...don't care if you're gay or straight) … But I want secure borders, a very strong military, elimination of the “Nanny-state”, etc. …and that is precisely what Pres Trump is doing …

Someone not owned by the Left or Right!

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How much Kellogg's stock does he own???



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Old 07-04-2017, 04:55 PM   #2867
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What's his degrees in ?
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Old 07-04-2017, 05:01 PM   #2868
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Where she's been lately
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Old 07-04-2017, 07:08 PM   #2869
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Old 07-04-2017, 07:10 PM   #2870
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Not yet. What's up in that blue sky of his...
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