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Old 05-26-2017, 10:46 PM   #1976
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Play hooky from work and make it an extra long weekend
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Old 05-26-2017, 10:51 PM   #1977
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Play hooky from work and make it an extra long weekend
It must be nice .. I'm stuck on a boat .. arrrg
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Old 05-26-2017, 10:59 PM   #1978
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It must be nice .. I'm stuck on a boat .. arrrg
"stuck on a boat" ?? Marooned by low tide?? As if that is a bad thing??
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Old 05-26-2017, 11:04 PM   #1979
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"stuck on a boat" ?? Marooned by low tide?? As if that is a bad thing??
I wish .. no, stuck working (smiling)
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Old 06-17-2017, 08:03 PM   #1980
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Not messing around with this weather and being a hotshot.
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Old 06-17-2017, 08:20 PM   #1981
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Not messing around with this weather and being a hotshot.
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Old 06-17-2017, 08:30 PM   #1982
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Old 06-17-2017, 08:35 PM   #1983
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Old 06-17-2017, 09:04 PM   #1984
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enjoy my day
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Old 06-17-2017, 09:32 PM   #1985
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took my shorts off....testicles get HOT when constricted!
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Old 07-04-2017, 08:08 PM   #1986
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Saying no and not going over there. Trouble trouble trouble.
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Old 07-04-2017, 08:14 PM   #1987
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Old 07-05-2017, 12:09 AM   #1988
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laugh at it
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Old 07-05-2017, 12:26 AM   #1989
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To bite my tongue at the right time....
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Old 07-24-2017, 05:31 PM   #1990
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Old 07-24-2017, 05:33 PM   #1991
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Old 07-24-2017, 05:44 PM   #1992
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to make a doctor appointment Wednesday.
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Old 07-24-2017, 06:45 PM   #1993
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Using butter instead of mayo on my sandwich.
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Old 07-24-2017, 07:33 PM   #1994
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Stopping at McDonald and grabbing supper so I didn't have to cook anything.
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Stay extra 2 hours in bed.
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was to sleep in until 9 this morning.
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be patient
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