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Old 06-29-2017, 10:20 AM   #7001
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Old 06-29-2017, 10:21 AM   #7002
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My hair and I should be.
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Old 06-29-2017, 10:22 AM   #7003
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I do give great massages so apply lotion will be my pleasure
Can we role play? I will be the cabana boy that you seduce with your womanly ways.
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Old 06-29-2017, 10:24 AM   #7004
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My hair and I should be.
I hear crotch cornrows are a fad... you might have to grow it a bit longer though
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Old 06-29-2017, 10:26 AM   #7005
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I hear crotch cornrows are a fad... you might have to grow it a bit longer though
With or without beads?
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Old 06-29-2017, 10:28 AM   #7006
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With or without beads?
I think the beads go in back... I'm not familiar with that though...
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Old 06-29-2017, 10:29 AM   #7007
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I think the beads go in back... I'm not familiar with that though...
Your nose it's growing....
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Old 06-29-2017, 10:37 AM   #7008
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Your nose it's growing....
no...I use billiard balls
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Old 06-29-2017, 12:11 PM   #7009
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Old 06-29-2017, 01:09 PM   #7010
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I haven't got a damn thing done. Oh...I was busy searching for audiobooks.
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Old 07-05-2017, 08:53 AM   #7011
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My work. Having trouble getting motivated today.
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Old 07-05-2017, 09:05 AM   #7012
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being lazy!!
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Old 07-05-2017, 09:06 AM   #7013
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Old 07-05-2017, 11:49 AM   #7014
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Acting my age
Methinks M&F is some sort of weird time machine that automatically takes you back to when you were 12 years old.
If my 58 year old self is listening..watch out for the trap Ive set just beyond the decking..ok?
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Old 07-05-2017, 08:20 PM   #7015
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Reading Ice's post.....lol
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Old 07-05-2017, 09:57 PM   #7016
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Old 07-06-2017, 04:53 AM   #7017
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Old 07-06-2017, 09:30 AM   #7018
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sleepin...maybeeeee a nap later if she lets me
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Old 07-06-2017, 09:58 AM   #7019
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Old 09-02-2017, 04:55 PM   #7020
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Old 09-02-2017, 06:45 PM   #7021
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Old 09-02-2017, 10:49 PM   #7022
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Old 09-03-2017, 03:44 AM   #7023
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Old 09-03-2017, 05:56 AM   #7024
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Answering his last text
Smiling.. (Not like me at all)
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