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Old 07-07-2017, 02:24 PM   #1001
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I am currently taking applications to be a stalker. Please send me a short essay as to why you want me to stalk you, along with plenty of naked pics to get me started.
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Old 07-07-2017, 02:27 PM   #1002
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I'm not sure I do if naked pics are the prerequisite!
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Old 07-07-2017, 02:28 PM   #1003
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I am currently taking applications to be a stalker. Please send me a short essay as to why you want me to stalk you, along with plenty of naked pics to get me started.
naked pics are on the way... I'll fill out that other stuff later..
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Old 07-07-2017, 02:56 PM   #1004
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naked pics are on the way... I'll fill out that other stuff later..
Will be sent back marked return to sender. Lol
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Old 07-07-2017, 02:57 PM   #1005
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I'm not sure I do if naked pics are the prerequisite!
Well duh, is there another reason to stalk?
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Old 07-07-2017, 04:03 PM   #1006
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Well duh, is there another reason to stalk?
My quick wit and charming personality?
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Old 07-07-2017, 04:04 PM   #1007
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SOLD!!!! When do you want me to start?
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Old 07-07-2017, 04:08 PM   #1008
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SOLD!!!! When do you want me to start?
Immediately. Let's talk benefits
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Old 07-07-2017, 04:10 PM   #1009
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Immediately. Let's talk benefits
Hmmmm, a friend.......with benefits.........this just might work out!!!
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Old 07-07-2017, 05:31 PM   #1010
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I love checking up on Dixie and ICE ...if either is in a mood to cause a "shit-storm" it's worth watching!

Next, see what Cotties and Tom have been up to ...you just know that between the 2 of them they're gonna start some shit ...it's always hilarious who gets triggered ...

And then I need to check on all the usual suspects ...from Heavenly & Bratty ...to JAG and Sunny ...To Sophie and vlinder ...

I mean come on, who doesn't check on them????
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Old 07-07-2017, 05:46 PM   #1011
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yep I cannot tell a lie

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Old 07-07-2017, 05:53 PM   #1012
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I wanna Violetsrblue to stalk me. Mostly because in the thread about food she offered Steak and Eggs, Pineapple and a Blueberry Muffin. Yum... I'm hungry just thinking about it. Thanks Violet.
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Old 07-08-2017, 02:14 AM   #1013
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Hmm ... I don't stalk but I may be happy about a stalker or two
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Old 07-08-2017, 02:20 AM   #1014
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I'm currently taking offers.
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Old 09-18-2017, 10:38 AM   #1015
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Old 09-18-2017, 11:09 AM   #1016
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I could be a stalker or a stalkee. How does this stalking thing work? Do I get to hide in her bush?
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Old 09-23-2017, 12:24 AM   #1017
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The Koolaid man......
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Old 09-23-2017, 10:10 AM   #1018
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Old 09-23-2017, 10:19 AM   #1019
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Old 09-23-2017, 10:22 AM   #1020
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I wouldn't be scared of Scooby, even if ot would involve the Appalachian Trail ...
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Old 09-27-2017, 11:26 PM   #1021
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Old 09-28-2017, 08:50 PM   #1022
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Old 09-28-2017, 08:52 PM   #1023
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Well my date book is clear tonight
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Old 09-28-2017, 10:45 PM   #1024
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Then I'm totally stalking you. I want your cake in my mouth. Your black forest cake.
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Then I'm totally stalking you. I want your cake in my mouth. Your black forest cake.
Ooh I haven't had a stalker in a bit!
I'm just not sure about parting ways with my cake....
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