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Old 06-19-2017, 04:31 PM   #39726
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Rising Sun is good in this thread
Without him, it would no doubt be dead
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Old 06-19-2017, 04:34 PM   #39727
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BlueSky is full of shiny stars
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Old 06-19-2017, 04:37 PM   #39728
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OneFineDay knows how to treat a lady
And is certainly not shady
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Old 06-19-2017, 04:45 PM   #39729
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Although her poems are somewhat terse...
She succinctly conveys her thoughts in verse..
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Old 06-19-2017, 04:51 PM   #39730
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SpecialK, poetry and rhyming are not my thing
So please be patient and read it with a grin
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Old 06-19-2017, 04:53 PM   #39731
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Your words are clear whether poems or prose...
It sounds you are one that poetry knows..
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Old 06-19-2017, 06:39 PM   #39732
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Special K is back after being gone for awhile
I'm sure he has new ways to make the ladies smile
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Old 06-20-2017, 04:43 AM   #39733
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Able to leap tall buildings, and catch bullets out of a gun,
It's no bird, it's no plane... it's RisingSun!
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Old 06-20-2017, 06:05 AM   #39734
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Oh man, oh wow! Quite the Super Hero piece
We know we'll get the best quality out of the God from Greece
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:30 PM   #39735
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The rising sun is such a beautiful sight,
But I choose sunset with the subtle light.
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:38 PM   #39736
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Here is a toast to the RisingSun
He makes the game threads so much fun
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:46 PM   #39737
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Spurious is patriotic with her Stars and Stripes
I think she any man's perfect type.
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Old 07-08-2017, 12:45 AM   #39738
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Is Kestrel perhaps a running master?
That which does not kill us, makes us faster.
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Old 07-08-2017, 07:56 AM   #39739
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He runs in again to display his intellect
The Greek God, where brains and brawn intersect
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Old 07-10-2017, 11:46 AM   #39740
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Hemingway wrote the Sun Also Rises, a famous book
The scholarly Rising Sun should take a look
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Old 07-10-2017, 02:31 PM   #39741
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Such a nice thing to say there Mr. K
So nice to come in and make someone's day
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Old 07-11-2017, 09:23 AM   #39742
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I wish more people would rhyme like Rising Sun
It would makes this thread so much fun
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Old 07-11-2017, 02:40 PM   #39743
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Well my and by myself I don't rise the sun
But hey you got what you asked for a little fun
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Old 07-11-2017, 04:35 PM   #39744
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A flirting demon, confident and sure.
His dance moves burn the ballroom floor.
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Old 07-11-2017, 08:25 PM   #39745
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As I slowly crack the door and peer into the rhyming thread
I'm once again impressed at what lives in this man's head!
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Old 07-11-2017, 08:32 PM   #39746
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Morning's come, with the rising sun,
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Old 07-11-2017, 08:35 PM   #39747
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What up! Dog! Yes it's over but not to scorn
Cause the older the buck? The stiffer the horn
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Old 07-11-2017, 08:52 PM   #39748
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The stiffer the horn, the more they moan
The sun may scorn, t'was good to be prone
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Old 07-13-2017, 06:00 PM   #39749
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I see that the old dog certainly does have tricks
He is more concerned about his stiffness over sticks.
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Old 07-22-2017, 11:28 PM   #39750
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Looking at your AV you seem athletic Mr. K
Have you lifted weights? Or get your run in today?
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