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Old 07-13-2017, 05:37 PM   #8076
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Old 07-13-2017, 06:15 PM   #8077
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Oh really weird..

Sudden downpour. Then sun followed by horizontal lightening and deafening thunder booms. I hid out in Home Depot until it stopped, but it's back again now.
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Old 07-13-2017, 07:45 PM   #8078
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97 and very hot
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Old 07-13-2017, 08:32 PM   #8079
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Grossly hot and humid here
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Old 07-13-2017, 08:42 PM   #8080
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Thunderstorms, flash floods and tornado watch
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Old 07-13-2017, 09:34 PM   #8081
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Trying to rain
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Old 07-13-2017, 10:44 PM   #8082
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Sun, humid, rain and then amazingly cold
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Old 07-14-2017, 05:41 PM   #8083
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Temp is 93 humidity is 102 the birds are panting
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Old 07-14-2017, 05:59 PM   #8084
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Should be cooler since a storm front came through.
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Old 07-14-2017, 08:00 PM   #8085
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Old 07-14-2017, 08:13 PM   #8086
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Hot as hell
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Old 07-14-2017, 09:39 PM   #8087
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In the high 80's
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Old 07-14-2017, 09:46 PM   #8088
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Somewhat stormy....pretty muggy but not as hot as Satan's asshole like yesterday
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Old 07-15-2017, 12:56 PM   #8089
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Hot and humid.... just another Fl day.
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Old 07-15-2017, 12:56 PM   #8090
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Hot, less humid. Guess I'll find out for sure in a few hours.....
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Old 07-15-2017, 05:27 PM   #8091
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Old 07-15-2017, 05:31 PM   #8092
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Not bad.
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Old 07-15-2017, 05:34 PM   #8093
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Rain , rain, rain lots of rain.
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Old 07-15-2017, 06:39 PM   #8094
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Typical Bama weather this time of year.
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Old 07-15-2017, 06:49 PM   #8095
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Man ...it is really just too hot to enjoy the outdoors unless you're in the water!


You can make it work around here if you head out predawn, fish until 9:30 or so and then beach your boat & swim and frolic ~ 11:30 - 12 ...then head home for some lunch & a nap ....and a little afternoon delight~
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Old 07-15-2017, 08:39 PM   #8096
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Man ...it is really just too hot to enjoy the outdoors unless you're in the water!


You can make it work around here if you head out predawn, fish until 9:30 or so and then beach your boat & swim and frolic ~ 11:30 - 12 ...then head home for some lunch & a nap ....and a little afternoon delight~
That reminds me that I need to get my boat out more often.
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Old 07-16-2017, 06:56 AM   #8097
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Sunny and hot...Beachin weather...Casper is gonna get some color
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:07 AM   #8098
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Looks like rain.
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Old 07-21-2017, 05:19 PM   #8099
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Africa is probably cooler
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Old 07-21-2017, 05:24 PM   #8100
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Incredibly humid and hot. It's an outdoor sauna.
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