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Old 07-13-2017, 11:30 PM   #8226
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Actually it's not my best feature....very flat
I can add some volume!!! A couple spanks and you'll have a bubble butt in no time. Take my belly fat.....plzzzzzzzz!!! We can transfer it and it'll be a win win.
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Old 07-13-2017, 11:44 PM   #8227
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I suck at fidget spinners, but master the fidgeting aspect of it all.

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Old 07-14-2017, 08:16 PM   #8228
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Kid Rock has a new song out!
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Old 07-14-2017, 08:18 PM   #8229
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Old 07-14-2017, 08:23 PM   #8230
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I really cant boil water Now I can honestly say it!
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Old 07-14-2017, 08:38 PM   #8231
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She's ^^^ a bimbo
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Old 07-14-2017, 08:40 PM   #8232
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Kiss me Dix after you read your wall first
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Old 07-14-2017, 08:49 PM   #8233
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C'mere little girl I think you need a spanking stop grossing me out
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Old 07-14-2017, 09:06 PM   #8234
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C'mere little girl I think you need a spanking stop grossing me out

I think I just wet my panties
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Old 07-14-2017, 09:09 PM   #8235
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I think I just wet my panties
.No you peed your panties I had you in a choke hold
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Old 07-14-2017, 09:11 PM   #8236
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either way they got wet its supposed to be choke the chicken not choke the chick
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Old 07-15-2017, 07:15 PM   #8237
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that someone at work has a small crush on me.. and he's asking a lot of questions about me.. lol.. it's sweet but he also knows I am involved and who I am involved with.. I am flattered.. cuz I'm nothing special..
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Old 07-15-2017, 07:18 PM   #8238
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That a manipulative person will try just about anything.
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Old 07-15-2017, 09:12 PM   #8239
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Old 07-16-2017, 12:28 PM   #8240
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people will pass around misinformation
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Old 07-16-2017, 02:10 PM   #8241
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That SpecialK is making sweet potato muffins with caramel and honey topping and that, he wants ME to pick them up. Not only do I think that's difficult in my state but also cruel. I need delivery! Pronto!
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Old 07-16-2017, 02:12 PM   #8242
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That SpecialK is making sweet potato muffins with caramel and honey topping and that, he wants ME to pick them up. Not only do I think that's difficult in my state but also cruel. I need delivery! Pronto!
Hold on! 'What does he mean when he says ' You can pick ONE up'? Double cruel!
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Old 07-16-2017, 03:18 PM   #8243
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Old 07-18-2017, 10:21 AM   #8244
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Old 07-18-2017, 10:56 AM   #8245
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Hold on! 'What does he mean when he says ' You can pick ONE up'? Double cruel!
ONE batch...
(24 in a batch)
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Old 07-18-2017, 12:29 PM   #8246
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That my new coworker and I have a lot in common
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Old 07-18-2017, 07:37 PM   #8247
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that doesn't fit in there
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