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Old 07-06-2017, 02:33 AM   #1151
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Um...smoke.
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Old 07-06-2017, 10:08 AM   #1152
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Old 07-06-2017, 10:27 AM   #1153
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Old 07-06-2017, 12:14 PM   #1154
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Old 07-14-2017, 08:39 PM   #1155
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Call them out on their bullshit not they tuck and run then.
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Old 07-14-2017, 08:51 PM   #1156
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Old 07-14-2017, 09:13 PM   #1157
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Old 07-14-2017, 09:15 PM   #1158
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:44 PM   #1159
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Sing in the supermarket. Dance in the supermarket. Wave at people you don't know and enjoy that they will be trying to figure out who you are for awhile.
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Old 07-17-2017, 06:18 AM   #1160
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Old 07-17-2017, 06:49 AM   #1161
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:09 AM   #1162
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ignore their existence...online even without ignoring them at all. It's a craft
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Old 07-17-2017, 11:06 AM   #1163
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for some people, it's as easy as me still breathing..
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Old 07-21-2017, 02:44 PM   #1164
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I found out just be yourself smile and ignore works well .
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Old 07-21-2017, 04:05 PM   #1165
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Form and voice your own opinion.
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Old 07-21-2017, 04:09 PM   #1166
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Ask a man why is it ok for you and not me???:mu That'll get them revved!!!
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Old 07-24-2017, 09:32 AM   #1167
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are you kidding me.

The answer is because I said so.
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Old 07-24-2017, 09:47 AM   #1168
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If I sang in the supermarket people would have every right to be annoyed
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Old 07-24-2017, 10:07 AM   #1169
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Pick lint off their sweater while they are telling a boring story.
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Old 07-24-2017, 10:54 AM   #1170
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Old 07-24-2017, 10:58 AM   #1171
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Respond to everything they say with "that's what she said".
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Old 07-24-2017, 11:12 AM   #1172
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that was so funny when you let me scold you for underestimating mans double standards....

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Old 07-24-2017, 11:14 AM   #1173
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why do chicks press thanks to shit I would just ignore
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Old 07-24-2017, 11:44 AM   #1174
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Cuz you're missing a chromosome.
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Old 07-24-2017, 12:27 PM   #1175
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walk past me like you don't see them, same as ignoring
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