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Old 07-14-2017, 01:01 PM   #61576
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Do you know many witches?
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Old 07-14-2017, 01:07 PM   #61577
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Do the bad ones count?
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Old 07-14-2017, 01:11 PM   #61578
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Are they numbers challenged?
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Old 07-14-2017, 01:21 PM   #61579
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There isn't too much demand for witches, good or bad, these days, is there?
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Old 07-14-2017, 01:24 PM   #61580
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From a Macroeconomic point of view - if demand is down, doesn't that mean the prices of witches is too high?
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Old 07-14-2017, 01:27 PM   #61581
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Don't they offer their services for payment in kind?
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Old 07-14-2017, 01:29 PM   #61582
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Are you suggesting bartering with witches?
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Old 07-14-2017, 01:31 PM   #61583
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Do you have a better suggestion?
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Old 07-14-2017, 08:08 PM   #61584
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I have quite a few, would you like them alphabetically?
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:07 PM   #61585
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Can you do it backwards?
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:25 PM   #61586
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Depends .. how much time have you got?
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:26 PM   #61587
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In a hurry?
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:31 PM   #61588
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Should I keep it short and sweet then?
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:32 PM   #61589
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Do I have to choose?
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:35 PM   #61590
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Or should I just decide for you?
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:36 PM   #61591
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Would you do that for me?
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:43 PM   #61592
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Do you trust me to do it right?
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:43 PM   #61593
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Don't you know exactly what I like?
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:58 PM   #61594
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Does one ever fully know exactly?
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:58 PM   #61595
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Have you ever been wrong?
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Old 07-17-2017, 01:03 PM   #61596
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Is a woman ever wrong?
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Old 07-17-2017, 01:04 PM   #61597
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Is a man ever right?
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Old 07-17-2017, 01:15 PM   #61598
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What do you think?
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Old 07-17-2017, 11:40 PM   #61599
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So, you cant read my mind?
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Should I read it out loud?
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