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Old 12-17-2008, 05:31 PM   #51
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Bry got turned in for mistreatment of animals, he tried to make the dog fly! How cruel!
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:34 PM   #52
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:34 PM   #53
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Shes the meanest woman I have ever met!!! Will beat your ass in a heartbeat!
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:34 PM   #54
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Bry got turned in for mistreatment of animals, he tried to make the dog fly! How cruel!
And it would have worked too if that damn dog had flapped it's paws more!!!


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Old 12-17-2008, 05:34 PM   #55
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Dammit Cute!
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:36 PM   #56
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Dixie has been divorced..
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:38 PM   #57
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Yaser likes to wear crotchless underwear, backwards
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:38 PM   #58
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Shes the meanest woman I have ever met!!! Will beat your ass in a heartbeat!



that is no lie either, grrrr!!!!!!!! Ugly as hell too!
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:39 PM   #59
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Cute is a very skillful belly dancer.
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Also was arrested for flashing a bus load of Nuns
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:40 PM   #61
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I have seen gdgrl naked.
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:40 PM   #62
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We were together with Cute.
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:41 PM   #63
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Thought as god is his witness "that turkeys could fly"
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:44 PM   #64
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Cute has fallen in love with a nun.
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:47 PM   #65
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carries live mice in his pockets for the nice feeling as they run around
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Big lie story teller about his friends...
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lies, I have no friends
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Wears women's undie.
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He has been to the Moon..
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:59 PM   #71
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yaser has herpes... its ok.. its just on the one side
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Old 12-17-2008, 06:01 PM   #72
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Old 12-17-2008, 06:02 PM   #73
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Shawn is sexy with a lady's undie on his head.
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Cutemarried guy pays to much attention towards guy's backsides....
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Thats actually true yaser.. its a lie thread remember?
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