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Old 02-24-2009, 09:13 AM   #26
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Anyone with a name like Biker would be missed pretty quickly.

Especially a name like Hotrod!
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:14 AM   #27
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Who says I would let her go long enough to miss her???
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:16 AM   #28
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He is still here and I already miss him.......
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:41 AM   #29
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10 seconds or less. She's such a fun person.....it just wouldn't be the same around here without her.
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Old 02-24-2009, 10:18 AM   #30
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Sweet is just to sweet she would be missed a long time!
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Old 02-24-2009, 11:04 AM   #31
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Immediately...
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Old 02-24-2009, 11:17 AM   #32
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I can not honestly say I would miss him as I don't know him....but it seems at the rate of his posts, his keyboard could go into withdrawls
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Old 02-24-2009, 11:18 AM   #33
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I can not honestly say I would miss him as I don't know him....but it seems at the rate of his posts, his keyboard could go into withdrawls
The moment the porno stops.
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Old 02-24-2009, 11:19 AM   #34
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I can not honestly say I would miss him as I don't know him....but it seems at the rate of his posts, his keyboard could go into withdrawls
Nor would I, at this point, be missing you much, either, as I know you not...but, perhaps the happy post quota will slow the keystrokes! LOL!
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Old 02-24-2009, 11:19 AM   #35
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Minutes,,,,,Shawn who would me nasty too me, and still love me all at the same time,,,,awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I would miss him,,,,,ever if he hates the mushies,,,,lol

minutes my friend Nice,,,

quickly with raven have to see his pants,,,whoo hooo
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Old 02-24-2009, 11:19 AM   #36
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Shawn who? naww.... I would notice right away.. Shawn and I are not that close but I would miss him fairly quick.. I will say less than a week..

well, noone was here when I started... ok.. Rose.. she would be missed fast too.. again.. i would notice right away.. miss her within a week..
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Old 02-24-2009, 12:59 PM   #37
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Well I don't know her at all, so maybe a few days?
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Old 02-24-2009, 01:03 PM   #38
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Well I don't know her at all, so maybe a few days?
Well he just got here... but the fisting thread already misses him
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Old 02-24-2009, 01:05 PM   #39
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Funny I was going to say the same thing about you. But your probably back there already lubing up with JM and Joy!
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Old 02-24-2009, 01:11 PM   #40
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Not sure how long it would take....are you coming back to the fisting thread?
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Old 02-24-2009, 01:15 PM   #41
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I'd miss her in a heartbeat. She's one of my girls!
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Old 02-24-2009, 01:16 PM   #42
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Damn...did you leave?
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Old 02-24-2009, 01:16 PM   #43
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I would miss her in seconds! Love her!

Oops....Barkiss you are too fast!

I'll miss you when you go to lunch!

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Old 02-24-2009, 01:20 PM   #44
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:04 AM   #45
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Well, I don't think she would care if I did.
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Old 02-25-2009, 07:21 AM   #46
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Mmm, i'd give it about 2 minutes.

Nah, 30 seconds would be closer to reality!
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:46 PM   #47
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NOT at all,,,,,,oh sorry this not the tell a lie thread!!!!
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:15 PM   #48
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Rose is cool I would miss her before quite a few
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:20 PM   #49
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One sec he's too much fun!!
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:23 PM   #50
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