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Old 02-25-2009, 03:34 PM   #51
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wait...........people actually MISS people around here? LOL
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:40 PM   #52
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about as long as it takes to find the fly swatter
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:10 PM   #53
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In a second!
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:51 PM   #54
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before the last click of the mouse
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:53 PM   #55
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I've missed you all day!!!!! Where have you been?
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:54 PM   #56
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The fisting thread misses her already
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:55 PM   #57
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Damnit are you trying to get me there again? Always miss a great smart ass!
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Old 02-25-2009, 05:02 PM   #58
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Damnit are you trying to get me there again? Always miss a great smart ass!
Hmmm...not telling me something Baby?????
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Old 02-25-2009, 06:01 PM   #59
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I'd miss his avatar for sure!
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Old 02-25-2009, 06:10 PM   #60
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One second! xxxxx
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Old 02-25-2009, 06:14 PM   #61
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The fisting thread misses her already

You use this line to get people in your favorite thread, don't you?
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Old 02-25-2009, 06:15 PM   #62
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A split second!
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Old 02-25-2009, 06:16 PM   #63
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I will miss her as soon as we say goodnight........sometime in the wee hours

Damn Dixie you jumped me....Now I'm going to get hell for cheating............
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Old 02-25-2009, 06:17 PM   #64
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Sorry honey I must have broke in line ...LOL
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Old 02-25-2009, 06:19 PM   #65
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I would miss her in a heartbeat....you wouldn't leave me would you?
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Old 02-25-2009, 06:20 PM   #66
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thats ok because I would miss you too
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Old 02-25-2009, 07:03 PM   #67
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Old 02-25-2009, 07:04 PM   #68
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Wouldn't miss her...she would never leave me!
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Old 02-25-2009, 07:06 PM   #69
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In about 5 minutes!!! She is never too far though!!
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Old 02-25-2009, 07:06 PM   #70
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Old 02-25-2009, 07:09 PM   #71
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I KNEW IT! You do love it when I lick your legs! HA!
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Old 02-25-2009, 07:21 PM   #72
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I am missing her now and she is still here
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Old 02-25-2009, 07:23 PM   #73
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Old 02-25-2009, 08:40 PM   #75
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stella would be missed by everyone and in a moment
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