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Old 04-06-2009, 01:13 PM   #51
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Is said the LAST ones I got....unfortunately this thread wasn't on the board a couple days ago.....better luck next time
Start date of this thread was 4/1/09....last Monday. Cheater!
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Old 04-06-2009, 01:15 PM   #52
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Hey, that's OK...................I'm probably one of the most helpful guys around this place......just ask anyone
That would make your reputation very high I imagine.
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Old 04-06-2009, 01:15 PM   #53
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Start date of this thread was 4/1/09....last Monday. Cheater!
Noooo....I know it was CREATED then....but it wasn't on the first page of the board that day......sheesh, it's bad enough that I come here....now I have to go SEARCHING for threads 3 pages back?? I can only handle so much
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That would make your reputation very high I imagine.
You have no idea how correct that statement is....just probably not with the intention you meant.
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Old 04-06-2009, 01:16 PM   #55
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That would make your reputation very high I imagine.
Yes Divot...you are wise beyond your years! I am quite "Reputable" around here
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Old 04-06-2009, 01:16 PM   #56
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You have no idea how correct that statement is....just probably not with the intention you meant.
How did I know that would attract the gaggle of MYTH BUSTERS around this joint??
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Noooo....I know it was CREATED then....but it wasn't on the first page of the board that day......sheesh, it's bad enough that I come here....now I have to go SEARCHING for threads 3 pages back?? I can only handle so much
Yes...when I'm involved, I expect constant attention!!

See...I'm even using the explanation points, so you know it is serious.
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Old 04-06-2009, 01:17 PM   #58
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Yes Divot...you are wise beyond your years! I am quite "Reputable" around here
It won't let me give you red points.
I so wish I could.
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Old 04-06-2009, 01:19 PM   #59
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It won't let me give you red points.
I so wish I could.
I'll be happy to relay any message.
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Old 04-06-2009, 01:23 PM   #60
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It won't let me give you red points.
I so wish I could.
It's a wonder I put up with your constant anger and threats....good thing ONE of us is naturally pleasant and accommodating...................your fits can in no way undo all the green dots of love you have bestowed upon me my pet
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Old 04-06-2009, 01:34 PM   #61
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Old 04-06-2009, 01:44 PM   #62
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You are way funny!! LOL (from another misguided type)



Uh oh, this place is FULL of nutbags!!
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Old 04-06-2009, 01:46 PM   #63
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Hmmm...when you give negative points, you still receive the "Maybe you will be so lucky to receive" message....
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Old 04-06-2009, 02:02 PM   #65
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Hmmm...when you give negative points, you still receive the "Maybe you will be so lucky to receive" message....
bad luck is still luck
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Old 04-06-2009, 02:28 PM   #66
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Here's your Spite Points Fucktard! Enjoy


-I'm not going to share who gave these negative points to me....but it hurts...I mean that deep down hurt. *Call me*
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I COMPLETELY DISAPPROVE OF THIS POST!!!!!!!


-Now it is a conspiracy!!! Shoo flies!!
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That is NOT what I said!!!
You must be VERY popular today!!
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That is NOT what I said!!!
You must be VERY popular today!!
I'm sorry....as you are well aware I hold the market on Spite Points
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That is NOT what I said!!!
You must be VERY popular today!!
Oh...my popularity is only just begun... Might want to check your User CP
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Wow you didnt do too bad yourself!
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Oh...my popularity is only just begun... Might want to check your User CP
THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!
THREE red points in a ROW????
Very popular....how many negative rep pts does it take to lower the green bars? LOLBTW...I have an unlimited supply of rep points I can give

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How soon till I can give you more?????

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How soon till I can give you more?????
You have to pass out more....but me....want some more?
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