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Old 04-21-2009, 08:49 PM   #1
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Teachers and parents always say “Learn something new every day!”. Is this true?

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Today I learned that the “Last Text message you received” is not just for PHONE texts.....IM’s count too!!!! I was all sad that I couldn’t post in that thread because I don’t HAVE phone texting abilities.

Niceones’ response to my surprise of this by saying: “Oh....come here kitten”
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Old 04-21-2009, 08:54 PM   #2
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I learned there are so many who have worse problems than I do. It makes me sad for them and makes mine seem trivial.
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Old 04-21-2009, 08:57 PM   #3
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Awww...kitten...c'mere. I know you'll be fine. You have graduated to Kinkyones...and yes, I'm already thinking of your next level of "ones".

I learned today how to keep meringue stiff.
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Teachers and parents always say ďLearn something new every day!Ē. Is this true?

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Today I learned that the ďLast Text message you receivedĒ is not just for PHONE texts.....IMís count too!!!! I was all sad that I couldnít post in that thread because I donít HAVE phone texting abilities.

Niceonesí response to my surprise of this by saying: ďOh....come here kittenĒ
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Old 04-21-2009, 08:58 PM   #4
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Old 04-21-2009, 09:00 PM   #5
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Old 04-21-2009, 09:01 PM   #6
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I learned today that the same thing my husband did to me....another man did to his wife and he's sitting in jail with 80,000 bond on him.
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Old 04-21-2009, 09:03 PM   #7
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Old 04-21-2009, 10:45 PM   #8
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I have learned that I can fix a leaky faucet better than a plumber!
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Old 04-21-2009, 10:47 PM   #9
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When you already know everything...
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Old 04-21-2009, 10:50 PM   #10
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Old 04-21-2009, 10:51 PM   #11
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.......yes?
I'm sorry...what do you need to know?
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Old 04-21-2009, 10:53 PM   #12
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I'm sorry...what do you need to know?
Well, you could learn a thing or two about being nice to me!
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Old 04-21-2009, 10:53 PM   #13
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When you already know everything...
Wait?? How are the two of US gonna fit in this thread at the same time???
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Old 04-21-2009, 10:54 PM   #14
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Well, you could learn a thing or two about being nice to me!
It's not that I don't know how...geez
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Old 04-21-2009, 10:55 PM   #15
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Wait?? How are the two of US gonna fit in this thread at the same time???
We'll certainly ruin it for the rest of them. It's fun watching the lil' ones though...isn't it?
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Old 04-21-2009, 10:56 PM   #16
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It's not that I don't know how...geez
One day....feel free to prove it to me.
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We'll certainly ruin it for the rest of them. It's fun watching the lil' ones though...isn't it?
Yeah...I see your Knee Deep in the education process right now....*SIGH*....you would think after working all day that you wouldn't have to come on here to bear such a burden......thank you for your service to the site
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Yeah...I see your Knee Deep in the education process right now....*SIGH*....you would think after working all day that you wouldn't have to come on here to bear such a burden......thank you for your service to the site
Damn...thanks Han. It's nice when someone recognizes the sacrafices I make for the betterment of everyone here.
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One day....feel free to prove it to me.
Quit asking for it....

Now...you've learned something new. No need to thank me.
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Today I learned what a deer tick bite looks like. Nasty little buggers, they are.
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Damn...thanks Han. It's nice when someone recognizes the sacrafices I make for the betterment of everyone here.
I know your fingers might be a little tired...but I think it's been long enough that I got another bullett in the chamber.....just say the word and I'll smite her if she gets lippy with ya.
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I know your fingers might be a little tired...but I think it's been long enough that I got another bullett in the chamber.....just say the word and I'll smite her if she gets lippy with ya.
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Tonight I learned that it's better to just go to bed!!!
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