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Old 04-21-2009, 11:07 PM   #26
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LOL...I notice you posted your feeling without DIRECTLY replying.........COWARD
chickenshit is more applicable
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Old 04-21-2009, 11:08 PM   #27
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LOL...I notice you posted your feeling without DIRECTLY replying.........COWARD


better? You can share those with Barkiss.....he needs some too.
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Old 04-21-2009, 11:09 PM   #28
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better? You can share those with Barkiss.....he needs some too.
Ya know for a chick who runs around her half naked you sure are a sour puss
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Old 04-21-2009, 11:13 PM   #29
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Ya know for a chick who runs around her half naked you sure are a sour puss
I'm a sour puss because I'm frickin COLD....give me some clothes!!
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:10 AM   #30
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Today I learned that, it's not WHAT you know that's important, it's what people THINK you know
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:14 AM   #31
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Today I learned that, it's not WHAT you know that's important, it's what people THINK you know
Or how much they undrestand you..
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:18 AM   #32
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:20 AM   #33
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Fear of failure is very important in my life.
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Old 04-22-2009, 09:46 AM   #34
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that I have become VERY bored with my job
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Old 04-22-2009, 09:51 AM   #35
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When my son emails me thanking me for being such a good mom, it makes me cry.
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Old 04-22-2009, 09:54 AM   #36
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......that when I email Fav's Son pictures of his Mommy's avatars....it makes HIM cry
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Old 04-22-2009, 09:57 AM   #37
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......that when I email Fav's Son pictures of his Mommy's avatars....it makes HIM cry
Hahhaahahhahahah!

You would only be hurting your nephew

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Old 04-22-2009, 10:05 AM   #38
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Today I learned that I mentally correct everyone's spelling and grammar...it is a knee jerk reaction, but at least I keep it to myself most of the time.
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Old 04-22-2009, 10:08 AM   #39
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Yeah...I see your Knee Deep in the education process right now....*SIGH*....you would think after working all day that you wouldn't have to come on here to bear such a burden......thank you for your service to the site
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Today I learned that I mentally correct everyone's spelling and grammar...it is a knee jerk reaction, but at least I keep it to myself most of the time.
It's because you have too much time on your hands. I mean really do you ever work?
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Old 04-22-2009, 10:12 AM   #41
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Kiss ass!
Rimming thread, look behind the green door ----------------->>
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Old 04-22-2009, 10:21 AM   #42
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Today I learnt that it is hard to concentrate at work when my secretary wears black boots and a denim mini skirt
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It's because you have too much time on your hands. I mean really do you ever work?
Today I learned that someone is jealous of my vastly superior multi-tasking capabilities.
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Old 04-22-2009, 10:43 AM   #44
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This morning..i learned just how nice and sweet a lady can be..
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Old 04-22-2009, 11:15 AM   #46
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TRUE..?...how do u learn true?...never heard ...let me in on it will you
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:04 PM   #47
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Today I learned that, it's not WHAT you know that's important, it's what people THINK you know
You too, huh? I've been pulling the wool over people's eyes for years!
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:32 PM   #48
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when someone dies, delete them from your messanger list, that way when someone pops online to delete their accounts you aren't shocked to heart failure when you see their name...
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See me after class....
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when someone dies, delete them from your messanger list, that way when someone pops online to delete their accounts you aren't shocked to heart failure when you see their name...
Lord Scoob That is so hard.. I have not had that experience but I have lost a student to a murder... Her empty desk spoke louder than I care to remember.
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