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Old 04-22-2009, 02:51 PM   #51
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Today I learned about the rare Spotted Canadian
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Old 04-22-2009, 02:52 PM   #52
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I learned today after reading some posts here...this site is a mixture of wants needs and desires...married and flirting does not mean all are married and all are not here to flirt..LOL..I need clarification.....or maybe a score card telling me the reasons they are here...
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Old 04-22-2009, 02:55 PM   #53
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:02 PM   #54
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:03 PM   #55
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:07 PM   #56
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Today I learned how the M&F women have each others' backs!! Fantastic!
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:11 PM   #57
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Today I learned that is always better to tell the truth than to be caught in a lie.
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:13 PM   #58
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Today I learned that is always better to tell the truth than to be caught in a lie.
You'd be a scary person to lie to! I wouldn't dare....you don't even believe me when I tell the truth!!
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:13 PM   #59
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Today I learned...I didn't have anything to learn today.
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:15 PM   #60
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Today I learned that when your child walks up and says "Mommy I feel like I'm going to throw up" STAND BACK... she knows what she's talking about!!
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:16 PM   #61
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OK, I gotta ask, what the heck kind of animal is that? a dog or a cat?
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:22 PM   #62
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OK, I gotta ask, what the heck kind of animal is that? a dog or a cat?
It's me with a 5:00 shadow...geez
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:23 PM   #63
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Today I've learned Canadian girls are really hot.
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:24 PM   #64
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:26 PM   #65
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Ha! OK.. I think you are adorable in a window licker kinda way
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Ha! OK.. I think you are adorable in a window licker kinda way
AWWW....MFM...you're my HERO!!
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:29 PM   #67
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Old 04-22-2009, 04:34 PM   #68
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Old 04-22-2009, 04:35 PM   #69
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Today I learned that when your child walks up and says "Mommy I feel like I'm going to throw up" STAND BACK... she knows what she's talking about!!


LOL.....so true


Just like when they ask you to smell their hand............DON'T!!!
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Today I learned that being a parent makes SOME otherwise normal people completely crazy.
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Old 05-12-2009, 09:45 PM   #71
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Today I learned that I am better at a lot things then I originally thought.
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Old 05-13-2009, 04:14 PM   #72
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today i learned that i'm not even near being zen and calm... this place really has me going today!
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Old 05-13-2009, 04:48 PM   #73
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today I learned a cool new thing about a friend...and it makes her way more hot...
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Old 05-13-2009, 05:15 PM   #74
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today I learned....you need to be able to throw something back..
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Old 05-13-2009, 05:16 PM   #75
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