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Old 09-05-2009, 06:02 PM   #1
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About the person above!

And, off we go...
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Old 09-05-2009, 06:04 PM   #2
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I'd love to know who Brink is in love with. I'm still kinda new, and it's tough figuring out who is with who and so forth...

(Cool thread btw)
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Old 09-05-2009, 06:07 PM   #3
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I want to know why Tempest loves my dungeon so much.
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Old 09-05-2009, 06:34 PM   #4
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i would not mind knowing more about november...do not know her really..
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Old 09-05-2009, 06:39 PM   #5
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What kind of bait Haze is using.
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Old 09-05-2009, 06:41 PM   #6
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for the fish?...dry flies....for the ladies ...big wad of hundred dollar bills seems to work best ...
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Old 09-05-2009, 06:46 PM   #7
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Where he keeps those $100 bills in that outfit .
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Old 09-05-2009, 06:53 PM   #8
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Old 09-05-2009, 06:55 PM   #9
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If he can tackle.
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Old 09-05-2009, 08:44 PM   #10
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What her hands are doing.
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Old 09-05-2009, 09:42 PM   #11
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If he misses me...
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Old 09-05-2009, 10:20 PM   #12
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who is behind the door she is walking towards
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Old 09-05-2009, 10:26 PM   #13
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what she is drinking
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Old 09-05-2009, 10:46 PM   #14
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why you spelled your name with an "Er"
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Old 09-05-2009, 10:47 PM   #15
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Why he thinks he knows anything about football.
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Old 09-05-2009, 10:51 PM   #16
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Why she thinks she knows anything about football.......
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Old 09-05-2009, 10:56 PM   #17
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2 things actually....

#1: WTF does MSU stand for? Mississippi State University? Michigan State? Miss You?

#2: If you wiped the cobwebs off those trophies for the Raiders before you posted them since they haven't won anything since you were a teenager.
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Old 09-05-2009, 10:59 PM   #18
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this coming weeks winning Lotto numbers
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Old 09-05-2009, 10:59 PM   #19
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If he misses me...
Aching...
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Old 09-05-2009, 11:01 PM   #20
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You want to know why neil is aching????
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Old 09-05-2009, 11:05 PM   #21
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I want to know why Bryan thinks my draft is going to suck.
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Old 09-05-2009, 11:06 PM   #22
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why do you think it will be good?
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Old 09-05-2009, 11:31 PM   #23
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Do you remember Roger Staubach?
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:22 AM   #24
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how he came up with his screen name
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:26 AM   #25
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where she get that tan
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