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Old 12-31-2009, 11:57 AM   #51
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when i make one , i will let you know all about it.
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Old 12-31-2009, 03:45 PM   #52
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Being quiet. Hey, that's a big deal for me!
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Old 12-31-2009, 03:47 PM   #53
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to put in a patent for my sybian bike...i call it the creamsicle
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Old 01-01-2010, 03:35 PM   #54
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....to just take it easy
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Old 01-01-2010, 03:38 PM   #55
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to sleep til 1pm...hangover not too bad despite kitty!!
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Old 01-01-2010, 03:43 PM   #56
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refusing the offer of breakfast and instead going home and going to bed
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Old 01-01-2010, 03:43 PM   #57
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To go with my new New Years resolution....to live and live well...have fun....its goin pretty well so far .
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Old 01-01-2010, 03:44 PM   #58
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....believing my gut......
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Old 01-01-2010, 06:01 PM   #59
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To get off here for a while and go wash dishes and make cookies .
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Old 01-01-2010, 06:04 PM   #60
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to have the lobster roll at lunch today........
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Old 01-01-2010, 07:34 PM   #61
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To take a nap..I never take naps I guess I needed one.
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Old 01-01-2010, 07:43 PM   #62
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Being quiet. Hey, that's a big deal for me!
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Old 01-01-2010, 08:40 PM   #63
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getting out for a moment...
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Old 01-01-2010, 08:58 PM   #64
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to make a peach cobbler...it turned out real yummy
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Old 01-02-2010, 07:04 PM   #65
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NOT buying the sectional.
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Old 01-02-2010, 07:07 PM   #66
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To get all my errands done in one day!
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Old 01-02-2010, 07:14 PM   #67
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....just getting out of the house and going to get my diet coke....
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Old 01-02-2010, 07:15 PM   #68
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making him talk to me.....wow...that was not easy...but can be done!
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Old 01-02-2010, 09:34 PM   #69
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to go, even though i am afraid...
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:14 AM   #70
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making the decision to stay positive
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:23 AM   #71
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I have yet to make one. Just letting the day lead me as it will.
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:31 AM   #72
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To put it out there....it will be what it will be.
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:52 AM   #73
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To get up at 5 am so I can start my workout regimen again...
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:56 AM   #74
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"Accidently" not having my alarm on ... got a whole extra hour sleep.
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Old 01-04-2010, 10:18 AM   #75
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