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Old 02-09-2010, 01:12 AM   #1
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...sleeping now...since it is after 11:30'ish......
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:52 AM   #2
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is my only crush...
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:52 AM   #3
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Old 02-09-2010, 03:33 AM   #4
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Old 02-09-2010, 04:55 AM   #5
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Never realized how many times I named her as my secret crush...
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Old 02-09-2010, 07:14 AM   #6
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:37 AM   #7
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is sooooooooooooooooo tamed ... LoL
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:56 AM   #8
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....Is tired today...

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Old 02-09-2010, 11:55 AM   #9
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OK, I assume you can count up to 8, so let us know?
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Old 02-09-2010, 12:14 PM   #10
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Old 02-09-2010, 01:46 PM   #11
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Ughhh! all the good ones are taken
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Old 02-09-2010, 01:47 PM   #12
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my secret crush..............is fucking gay!!!! dammit to hell !!!!
what a waste!!!!

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Old 02-09-2010, 01:49 PM   #13
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my public crush is a secret...
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Old 02-09-2010, 01:56 PM   #14
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You have luck like mine! lmao too funny
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:27 PM   #15
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crush is female and a secret, she knows
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Old 02-09-2010, 03:39 PM   #16
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Old 02-09-2010, 03:48 PM   #17
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Old 02-09-2010, 03:52 PM   #18
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wow, i guess it makes more sense DR, thanks for the initiative lol

he's... mmm, funny, sweet, intelligent, wicked and has the sexiest voice lol

(but shhhh, don't let him know i said he was sweet, he is under the impression he's such a bad ass lol)
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Old 02-09-2010, 04:54 PM   #19
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Public crush....lol. Not sure that has the same ring to it......but I'll go with it.

My PC is texting and driving and reaching new max speed limits...I'm going toy yell at him now!!!!
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Old 02-09-2010, 04:59 PM   #20
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Public crush....lol. Not sure that has the same ring to it......but I'll go with it.

My PC is texting and driving and reaching new max speed limits...I'm going toy yell at him now!!!!

Is this a new cyber affect we dont know of?.....
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Old 02-09-2010, 05:15 PM   #21
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WTF? I don't have a secret crush or a public one..........great, you people sure know how to alienate someone!
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Old 02-09-2010, 07:29 PM   #22
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Well hell, I came in here hoping to learn something....like WHO'S CRUSHING WHO...........inquiring minds want to know people!!!
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Old 02-09-2010, 08:16 PM   #23
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Well hell, I came in here hoping to learn something....like WHO'S CRUSHING WHO...........inquiring minds want to know people!!!

I've come to the conclusion that it's impossible to keep the scorecard around here......
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Old 02-09-2010, 08:18 PM   #24
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I dont think its that hard to figure out who mine is.
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I thought you already knew who mine was DG ... LoL
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