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Old 02-09-2010, 08:35 PM   #26
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Mine is absolutely amazing!!
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Old 02-09-2010, 08:37 PM   #27
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I thought you already knew who mine was DG ... LoL
I stand corrected....SOME I know....LOL....and yours would be one of them!!
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:04 PM   #28
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I thought you already knew who mine was DG ... LoL

Even dummy ME knows yours, Ricki!! LOL

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Old 02-09-2010, 09:07 PM   #29
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Even dummy ME knows yours, Ricki!! LOL

Just checking MSU ... LoL
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:10 PM   #30
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:11 PM   #31
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Mine is almost home safely....
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Old 02-09-2010, 11:46 PM   #32
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Mine is almost home safely....
Mine helped me GET home safely...
(she has no idea how awesome she is.....but I will keep reminding her....)
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Old 02-10-2010, 12:06 AM   #33
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Public crush....lol. Not sure that has the same ring to it......but I'll go with it.

My PC is texting and driving and reaching new max speed limits...I'm going toy yell at him now!!!!
I did it ALL for YOU sweetie!!!!
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Old 02-10-2010, 01:07 AM   #34
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Fargo..... OMG he's HOT!
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Old 02-10-2010, 01:29 AM   #35
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Is wondering if it's him I talk about in the Secret Crush thread....
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Old 02-10-2010, 02:24 AM   #36
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Is wondering if it's him I talk about in the Secret Crush thread....


Good one!
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Old 02-10-2010, 03:08 AM   #37
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is unknown to most... known to a few.. but more importantly... someone I know...
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Old 02-10-2010, 08:08 AM   #38
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Talks in her sleep...
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Old 02-10-2010, 08:16 AM   #39
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Old 02-10-2010, 08:19 AM   #40
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me...okay so I've been crushing on myself for a long time now. It's about time I got it all out in the air.
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Old 02-10-2010, 09:19 AM   #41
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...probably thinks she is going to have a stressful day today...but I KNOW everything is going to turn out awesome!!
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Old 02-10-2010, 10:04 AM   #42
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Scoob, I was looking for a way to post here, you said it perfectly
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Old 02-10-2010, 10:16 AM   #43
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:18 PM   #44
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:39 PM   #45
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Is the hottest guy I know! With a heart of gold!
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:45 PM   #46
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Old 02-11-2010, 02:00 AM   #47
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Beautiful, smart, funny and sexy. And is making my face hurt from smiling so much.
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Old 02-11-2010, 02:05 AM   #48
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Old 02-11-2010, 02:09 AM   #49
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........has left me speachless at the moment. I'll get back here later.
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