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Old 02-11-2010, 07:41 AM   #51
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is probably negotiating himself through an asteroid belt at warp speed with his big hairy friend at his side.



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Old 02-11-2010, 09:16 AM   #52
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...went to sleep early last night...(guess the nap didn't screw things up.....)
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Old 02-11-2010, 10:17 AM   #53
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On his way to the big D
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Old 02-11-2010, 10:21 AM   #54
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preparing for work and probaby besieged by multitudes of the freshly educated
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Old 02-11-2010, 10:33 AM   #55
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Is probably with his girlfriend in Lake Como and preparing for dinner...hahaha

well it says public crush and George Clooney is hot! LOL
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Old 02-11-2010, 03:35 PM   #56
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..............here, and present in my senses.
I like it that way.
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Old 02-11-2010, 03:46 PM   #57
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Awww Rexy is so sweet! She is a lucky lady...it is a lady right? LOL

He is driving up my driveway right now and parking and walking toward my door and yey!!!! Its a big package!!

I love the UPS guy!
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Old 02-12-2010, 09:49 AM   #58
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...is trying to make her little girl feel better.. She is an awesome mom!!!!!!
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Old 02-12-2010, 09:54 AM   #59
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not afraid to tell me how he feels about me
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Old 02-12-2010, 10:09 AM   #60
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is going skiing this weekend, wish I were too! Holy cow that man is hot!!
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Old 02-12-2010, 12:50 PM   #61
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In meetings today and I wish she were here with me.
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Old 02-12-2010, 01:04 PM   #62
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a mushball... according to our friends...
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Old 02-12-2010, 01:54 PM   #63
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Complete mushball...

My Public Crush posted above me...Sexy T!!
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Old 02-12-2010, 01:56 PM   #64
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Old 02-12-2010, 02:02 PM   #65
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jennifer aniston is pretty crushable
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Old 02-12-2010, 08:13 PM   #66
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.....is hopefully going to be on tonight!!
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Old 02-12-2010, 08:15 PM   #67
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Old 02-12-2010, 08:20 PM   #68
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Is picking me up for a trip to Timbuktu.
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Old 02-12-2010, 08:23 PM   #69
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Is picking me up for a trip to Timbuktu.

Awwwwww ..... Will you be my Valentine?????
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Old 02-12-2010, 08:27 PM   #70
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Awwwwww ..... Will you be my Valentine?????
Yes!! I thought you'd never ask!
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Old 02-12-2010, 08:31 PM   #71
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...is trying to make her little girl feel better..
Ummmm ...... where EXACTLY are we going with THIS slang term?
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Old 02-14-2010, 02:27 AM   #72
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is probably sleeping but is being missed. Happy Valentine's Day
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Old 02-14-2010, 02:29 AM   #73
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Old 02-14-2010, 03:16 AM   #74
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is not going to be with me this Valentines day...
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Old 02-14-2010, 03:31 AM   #75
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is away but I get the feeling he is thinking about me like I am him
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