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Old 03-16-2009, 05:20 PM   #1
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Post a sentence in response to the last sentence, using their last word as your first word, and no cheating!
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Old 05-24-2010, 11:56 PM   #2
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Good times were in store for them
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Old 05-25-2010, 07:37 AM   #3
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them is a damn hard word with which to start a sentence.
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Old 05-25-2010, 07:44 AM   #4
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sentence like this is not...them girls avatar's drive me crazy...
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Old 06-01-2010, 08:34 PM   #5
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sentence of 30 days in the fisting thread for leaving me that one
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:25 AM   #6
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:27 AM   #7
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:29 AM   #8
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Way too complicated for a fuzzy head!
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:33 AM   #9
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:38 AM   #10
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Much more time to wait for baby, Daisy?
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:49 AM   #11
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Daisy has 4 more long hot months ahead of her
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:55 AM   #12
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Her summer is going to be toooooo hot for her if it is anything like mine!
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Old 06-18-2010, 09:45 AM   #13
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Mine was also hot too, I had an August delivery.
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:03 AM   #14
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:13 AM   #15
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:17 AM   #16
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:18 AM   #17
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Old 06-18-2010, 11:54 AM   #18
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Old 06-18-2010, 12:03 PM   #19
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You never answered my question in "public question, private answer"
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Old 06-18-2010, 12:11 PM   #20
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Old 06-18-2010, 12:46 PM   #21
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Old 06-18-2010, 12:49 PM   #22
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To amswer then we must go for waiting racks me head to toe.
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Old 06-18-2010, 12:58 PM   #23
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Questions abound in the other thread!
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