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Old 06-18-2010, 01:22 PM   #26
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Old 06-18-2010, 01:28 PM   #27
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Old 06-18-2010, 01:31 PM   #28
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Old 06-18-2010, 01:44 PM   #29
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Us too are wired a certain way thus we go to work then play.
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Old 06-18-2010, 01:54 PM   #30
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Old 06-18-2010, 02:18 PM   #32
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Old 06-18-2010, 02:24 PM   #33
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done or over done steaks are terrible... i like mine rare!
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Old 06-18-2010, 02:28 PM   #35
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rare it will be then missy...
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Old 06-18-2010, 02:38 PM   #36
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Missy, that just sounds do prissy...
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prissy is how she acts sometimes...but to me she is just missy...
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Missy Prissy had a rant Missy Prissy said "I can't", Missy Prissy is an aunt.
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Aunt Flo is a visitor whose departure is always welcomed.
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correctly they shall be used if the attraction is felt both ways

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Here is were we are and here is were we'll be till the butler comes to serve us tea.
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