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Old 07-26-2010, 10:35 AM   #51
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it is sunny and about 20C...perfect
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Old 07-26-2010, 10:44 AM   #52
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hot,humid and hazy ....
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Old 07-26-2010, 12:11 PM   #53
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hotter than freaking hell!!!! right now 90 with 61% humidity!!!!
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Old 07-26-2010, 12:53 PM   #54
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63 degrees and 99% humidity~what? Seriously? 63 degrees!
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Old 07-26-2010, 01:26 PM   #55
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It's about 80 with no humidity and the sky looks more like a painting than real -- soft blue with majestic clouds floating along. Absolutely breathtaking.
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Old 07-26-2010, 02:42 PM   #56
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:24 AM   #57
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77įF, partly cloudy, very wet out from rain last night
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:51 AM   #58
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91 yesterday, 95% humidity and no wind...it feels like an armpit...
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:57 AM   #59
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Taking turns to be sunny and cloudy, but staying nice and warm.
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Old 07-28-2010, 12:30 PM   #60
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Hot and humid. Approaching 92.
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Old 07-28-2010, 12:31 PM   #61
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The temp today will be 96 and the heat index 102 we have a cool front lol
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Old 07-28-2010, 02:00 PM   #62
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Low 90's and low humidity. I love the PNW!
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Old 07-28-2010, 04:17 PM   #63
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Old 07-29-2010, 05:21 PM   #64
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93* and humidity rising, a promise of rain but not in sight.
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Old 07-29-2010, 06:50 PM   #65
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I don't know what the temperature is exactly (not that any of you would understand it because I speak Canadian) but it's PERFECT!!!!!!!

It's not too humid today but it's hot....nice breeze so I can open all the windows, turn off the a/c and just enjoy the fresh air. SUPER SWEET.
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Old 07-29-2010, 07:10 PM   #66
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79 degrees....73% humidity....windy and am currently in a tornado watch.....AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-29-2010, 07:20 PM   #67
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I don't know what the temperature is exactly (not that any of you would understand it because I speak Canadian) but it's PERFECT!!!!!!!

It's not too humid today but it's hot....nice breeze so I can open all the windows, turn off the a/c and just enjoy the fresh air. SUPER SWEET.
that's our weather in the winter..... lol
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Old 07-29-2010, 07:29 PM   #68
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Hot, Humid, Muggy....ugh!
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Old 07-29-2010, 07:40 PM   #69
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Hot, Humid, Muggy....ugh!
I must be in the wrong forum. I think this must be the M&F tornado alley mod forum. LOL!
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Old 07-29-2010, 07:43 PM   #70
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I don't know what the temperature is exactly (not that any of you would understand it because I speak Canadian) but it's PERFECT!!!!!!!

It's not too humid today but it's hot....nice breeze so I can open all the windows, turn off the a/c and just enjoy the fresh air. SUPER SWEET.
Fahrenheit= 9/5 C + 32 ( 100 C = 212F)

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Hot, Humid, Muggy....ugh!
If I wanted your weather I would just move to Orlando...... just sayin'
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:47 AM   #72
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Today we are already under a heat advisory...Great

The temp is suppose to be 99 and the heat index 111
I'll be where it's cool...somewhere?? Even the pool is boiling.
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Old 08-04-2010, 02:06 AM   #73
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Hot, hot, hot!
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Old 08-04-2010, 11:00 AM   #74
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hot, humid and rain here today... time to put this wild mess of curls under a hat!
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Old 08-04-2010, 11:04 AM   #75
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HEATWAVE..having a heatwave...see how many are stuck with that bouncing around in their heads
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