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Old 10-31-2010, 12:27 AM   #26
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I admit I gotten lazy the last few months, I need to start working out
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Old 10-31-2010, 12:32 AM   #27
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enjoyed giggling when you said I was on probation.....

I still say I should get a raise....LOL
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Old 10-31-2010, 12:34 AM   #28
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i'll give you a raise...heehee
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Old 10-31-2010, 12:42 AM   #29
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am a natural flirt as well as a harmless dork
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Old 10-31-2010, 01:19 AM   #30
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I will admit that I like cheetos
Which kind?
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Old 10-31-2010, 01:27 AM   #31
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Which kind?

The original, all the way. Although... when I'm in the mood, I love the Flaming Hot Crunchy Cheetos... and an ice cold beer...
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Old 10-31-2010, 01:43 AM   #32
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Old 10-31-2010, 01:44 AM   #33
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i can be a real dufus
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Old 10-31-2010, 01:46 AM   #34
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... am smiling huge tonight!
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Old 10-31-2010, 02:26 AM   #35
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That there are a lot of cool people here
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Old 10-31-2010, 02:52 AM   #36
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I'm my own worst enemy . . .
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Old 10-31-2010, 02:55 AM   #37
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Old 10-31-2010, 02:57 AM   #38
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Old 10-31-2010, 02:58 AM   #39
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im still trying to meet that one person
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Old 10-31-2010, 03:51 AM   #40
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fear my house may not be shipshape within two weeks!
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Old 10-31-2010, 04:06 AM   #41
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Would much rather be anywhere but home right now.
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Old 10-31-2010, 04:07 AM   #42
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And... I'm giddy about taking my daughter out trick or treating tomorrow
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Old 10-31-2010, 04:53 AM   #43
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Old 10-31-2010, 05:22 AM   #44
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met a lot of so called studs that turned into duds!
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Old 10-31-2010, 05:27 AM   #45
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thats because they're milk duds to begin with
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Old 10-31-2010, 06:18 AM   #46
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Well it sucks! LOL
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Old 10-31-2010, 09:10 AM   #47
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am excited to go out w/ the kids trick or treating & see'in all the cute costumes.
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Old 10-31-2010, 09:40 AM   #48
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She Has Me Thinking........
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Old 10-31-2010, 10:08 AM   #49
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had to much rum last night
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Old 10-31-2010, 10:10 AM   #50
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had too much candy last night.
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