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Old 12-09-2010, 12:33 AM   #1
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Default Roses are Red, ... (finish it off with an erotic poem!)

Roses are RED
My Balls are Blue
I want to do you
Upside down and backwards too!
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Old 12-09-2010, 12:38 AM   #2
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm feeling frisky
what about you?
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Old 12-09-2010, 12:40 AM   #3
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're tied to my bed
I'm here to pleasure you
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Old 12-09-2010, 07:43 AM   #4
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Come to me my darling
I want to see you.
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Old 12-09-2010, 08:03 AM   #5
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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
God made me beautiful
So WHAT happen to you?
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Old 12-09-2010, 08:11 AM   #6
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I just heard
A secrete about you!
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Old 12-09-2010, 08:23 AM   #7
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head
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Old 12-09-2010, 08:27 AM   #8
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Roses are red, the color of lust
She's going to make my pants bust!
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:16 AM   #9
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Roses are Red
Violets are true
You squeezed me so Hard
Made my ass black and blue
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:30 AM   #10
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roses are red
violets are blue
your passionate kiss
gave me the flu
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:34 AM   #11
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Roses are red
Violets are nifty
I'd like a blow job
Can you break a fifty?
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:42 AM   #12
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Roses are blue
Violets are red
I'm bad with colors
but wicked in bed
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:47 AM   #13
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm done with this thread
How about you?
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:51 AM   #14
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what a load of bollocks!
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:04 AM   #15
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Violets are blue
Roses are red
This "load of bollocks"
Could spin your head!
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:49 AM   #16
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Roses are red
Violets are win
I made you cum so hard
I've still got jizz on my chin
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Old 12-10-2010, 12:09 PM   #17
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
There are a hundred and one
things I'd like to do with you.
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Old 12-10-2010, 12:13 PM   #18
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Roses are red, as can be seen so plain
As are my visions of your chocolate mane
Your hair in my hands as I pull you back
Thrusting and pulling, your senses attacked

Violets are blue, like the clear winter sky
Your moans entice me, drive me, and make me sigh
The passion, the motion, our bodies move as one
Your heat engulfs me, hot as the sun

Lilies spread wide open in full bloom
Touching, kissing, rubbing your climax looms
You embrace me as the waves rock your core
My thrusting incessant, just wanting you more

The orchid is the flower of lust
As my defenses crumble with every thrust
Deep in your garden, my seeds are planted
Holding you in my arms, I am enchanted

But flowers are fleeting, they do not withstand
Unlike my passion, my desire, that you command
Words don't do justice for how I crave your touch
I never imagined I would want someone so much...
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Old 12-10-2010, 12:21 PM   #19
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Blue as a violet
Red as a rose
That last poem
put a curl in toes.
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Old 12-10-2010, 12:37 PM   #20
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
How bout a pizza?
and a nice ________ too
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Old 12-10-2010, 12:55 PM   #21
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Everything I do, reminds me of you.

Every breath I breathe,
Every step I take,
Reminds me of
The love we make.

You arms around me
you hold me near,
I feel your heart,
I have no fear.

You kiss my lips
and touch my face,
In your arms,
There is no better place.

The way you look at me
with lust in your eyes,
gives me shivers,
warms that place between my thighs.

As you lay me down,
I know what you crave,
I am here to please you,
Make me your slave!
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Old 12-10-2010, 12:59 PM   #22
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Our needs are met
That much is true.....


ps: gdgrl, your words are lovely.
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Old 12-10-2010, 01:02 PM   #23
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Roses are red
Violets in Spring
The way you look
Makes me scha-WIIING!
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LOL @ Mr Happy

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Rip off our clothes
Time for a screw
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Old 12-10-2010, 02:31 PM   #25
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Roses are red,
Violets are corny
When I think of you
Oh baby, I get horny!
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