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Old 06-26-2017, 08:18 PM   #5151
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Roses are red
sorry about your balls
that's the way
the cookie......falls
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Old 06-26-2017, 08:21 PM   #5152
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'd be farther ahead,
If it were not for you.
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Old 06-26-2017, 10:55 PM   #5153
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Roses are red
And while thinking of you
I reached down in my pants
And felt some warm goo
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Old 07-05-2017, 09:14 AM   #5154
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Roses are red
The sky is so blue
I look at the water's reflection
And all I see is you.....
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Old 07-05-2017, 01:12 PM   #5155
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Roses are red
Your balls are blue
Since you smell like a turd
Your loneliness stays true....
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Old 07-05-2017, 01:22 PM   #5156
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I really do dread
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Old 07-06-2017, 12:38 AM   #5157
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Roses are red
My balls are blue
If you sit on my face
I'll certainly reward you
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Old 07-06-2017, 09:13 AM   #5158
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Roses are red,
But I haven't a handle,
On who is the moth,
and who is the candle.
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Old 07-22-2017, 11:50 PM   #5159
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Roses are red
I love your silky hair
The smell of your freshly showered body
When your soft little hand touches me there
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Old 07-23-2017, 12:22 AM   #5160
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Roses are red, curries are spicy
If you'd like a shock, my hands are quite icy!
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Old 07-23-2017, 12:25 AM   #5161
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Roses are red
That reply is quite crude
Way to go Glassy
You just ruined the mood
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Old 07-23-2017, 01:18 AM   #5162
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Roses are red, ice hands are risky
But I know a man who, with them, gets frisky.
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Old 07-23-2017, 01:44 AM   #5163
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Roses ….ya’ll fuckin suck;
I heard Timothy Leary say ‘orchids ...they smell’s like bitches I love’~;
So babe ...ya’ll know when I grab ya I’m tryin to arrange;
The greatest psychedelic ‘Jizz-Fest’ that can’t be explained ….;

...’cause babe …we was borne’ this way~~~~
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Old 07-23-2017, 08:46 AM   #5164
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
"She loves me, she loves me not..."
Er, should petals divide two?

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Old 07-23-2017, 09:29 AM   #5165
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Roses are red
The instructions say " Erotic"
So how come some of these
Are borderline " Psychotic"?
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Old 07-24-2017, 08:56 PM   #5166
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Roses are red
glassylady boots are black
I wish to see her on her back
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Old 07-24-2017, 08:59 PM   #5167
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Roses are red,
Now we have a jonas brother.
A dude up there,
Brought up Timothy Leary.
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Old 07-24-2017, 09:05 PM   #5168
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm using my hand
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Old 07-24-2017, 09:29 PM   #5169
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Roses are red
glassylady boots are black
I wish to see her on her back
My boots are red lol
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Old 07-24-2017, 09:32 PM   #5170
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Rose are bed, I'm back from the zoo
And apparently Jonas has balls that are blue.
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Old 07-24-2017, 09:33 PM   #5171
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Roses are red, Jonas likes heels,
He wants to get pegged, to know how it feels.
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Old 07-24-2017, 09:34 PM   #5172
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My boots are red lol
Apologies - are you interested in a black pair? Perhaps the rest of the poem?

Roses are red
Your boots are too and
Thinking of you makes my balls blue?
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Old 07-24-2017, 09:35 PM   #5173
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Roses are red, I just ate a capon
Let me go and put on my strapon
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Old 07-24-2017, 09:38 PM   #5174
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Roses are red, Jonas wants something specific
His premature ejaculation on heels is prolific.
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Old 07-24-2017, 09:39 PM   #5175
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Roses are red, Jonas wants something specific
His premature ejaculation on heels is prolific.
LOL yes it!!?
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