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Old 06-26-2017, 08:18 PM   #5151
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Roses are red
sorry about your balls
that's the way
the cookie......falls
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Old 06-26-2017, 08:21 PM   #5152
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'd be farther ahead,
If it were not for you.
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Old 06-26-2017, 10:55 PM   #5153
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Roses are red
And while thinking of you
I reached down in my pants
And felt some warm goo
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Old 07-05-2017, 09:14 AM   #5154
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Roses are red
The sky is so blue
I look at the water's reflection
And all I see is you.....
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Old 07-05-2017, 01:12 PM   #5155
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Roses are red
Your balls are blue
Since you smell like a turd
Your loneliness stays true....
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Old 07-05-2017, 01:22 PM   #5156
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I really do dread
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Old 07-06-2017, 12:38 AM   #5157
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Roses are red
My balls are blue
If you sit on my face
I'll certainly reward you
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Old 07-06-2017, 09:13 AM   #5158
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Roses are red,
But I haven't a handle,
On who is the moth,
and who is the candle.
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