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Old 05-16-2011, 03:41 AM   #1
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Dear Glow-In-The-Dark-Frisbee,

You may glow in the dark, but the trees in my backyard don't.


Sincerely, in pain
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Old 05-16-2011, 03:42 AM   #2
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Dear people of the world,

80% of you think that you have above average intelligence.

Sincerely, you realize that is impossible right?
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Dear smokers,

You make it too easy.

Sincerely, cancer.
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Old 05-16-2011, 03:43 AM   #4
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Dear Lord,

Please give clothes to all the poor girls on my dad's laptop.

Sincerely, innocent little kid.
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Dear Americans,

Come to the dark side, we have free health care, a stronger dollar AND cookies.

Sincerely, Canadians.
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Dear Mom,

Just because you use a certain brand of pads doesn't mean you're supposed to like them on Facebook.

Sincerely, embarrassed daughter.
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Dear hole in my jeans,

So, we meet again...

Sincerely, foot.
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Dear Board of Education,

So are we.

Sincerely, students everywhere.
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Old 05-18-2011, 03:26 PM   #9
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Sincerely, innocent little kid.
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Old 05-18-2011, 03:31 PM   #10
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Please see the dear X thread
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Old 05-18-2011, 03:52 PM   #11
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Dear Teacher

Give a jackass an education and he turns into a smartass.

Sincerely ~me~.
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Dear X and X,

That was an amazing night. Thank you.

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Old 05-18-2011, 04:38 PM   #16
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Let's let this die an early and ugly death.....
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Dear Farmer

With sufficient thrust.....pigs fly just fine.

Sincerely, Porky.
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With sufficient thrust.....pigs fly just fine.

Sincerely, Porky.
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Dear sewer plant operator.

without you my eyes would be brown.

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Dear Boyfriend

I cannot help that I am multi-talented being able to talk and piss you off at the same time.

Sincerely, The Wanton Girlfriend.
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Dear sewer plant operator.

without you my eyes would be brown.

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Ok honey, you have done it now....spare is going to toss all our butts out of here......

You have to say Sincerely.....LOL
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dear Wanton Girlfriend,

sometimes you just piss me the F off..... lol

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Dear Wanton Girlfriend,

Please be advised that your inability to let me in your heart has only prolonged my stay in your life.

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Dear Man In My Life

I do not have an attitude. I have a personality that you can't handle.

Sincerely,

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Dear Charming Bitch,

Dreams and visions are for the unstable of mind. Perhaps a reality check is in order

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