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Old 06-02-2017, 10:37 PM   #5576
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Dear M,

Did you miss me when you were gone? Did you think of me? Are you looking forward to seeing me when you return? If so, please let me know...please show me.

If not, I will just quietly keep my distance.

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Old 06-04-2017, 10:20 PM   #5577
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Dear Summer -

Let's take it nice and slow this year.

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Old 06-04-2017, 10:42 PM   #5578
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Dear Rex , you make my heart smile .

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Old 06-05-2017, 02:29 PM   #5579
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Dear Sea Grass,

I am still finding you everywhere you better be gone in 2 weeks or I will refuse to surf the waves.

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Old 06-05-2017, 02:54 PM   #5580
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Dear life!!
Please stop throwing me curve balls, I rather catch straight ones!!

Sincerely,
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Old 06-05-2017, 05:44 PM   #5581
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Dear M:

Message received, loud and clear.

Sincerely,

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Old 06-06-2017, 04:03 AM   #5582
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Hey you!!

Thank you for that message. I keep it safe and look upon it often.. It's helped me heal a wound in my heart.. You are the best!!!

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Old 06-06-2017, 11:26 PM   #5583
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Dear ...

....I love being there and seems I will always be. Thank you

Sincerely...
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Old 06-07-2017, 12:11 AM   #5584
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Dear Boosters

You coulda bought me dinner first

Sincerely

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Old 06-07-2017, 09:58 PM   #5585
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Dear Him:

First you tell me you think of me as a friend and you don't want me to go. Then you get back from vacation and act like I have the plague. WTF? Talk to me.

Sincerely,

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Old 06-15-2017, 12:12 AM   #5586
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Dear..You

you must like the color brown cause you kiss so much ass and talk so much shit.

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Old 06-15-2017, 10:41 PM   #5587
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Dear Ready,

You are such a sweet man, I want more. CM
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Old 06-15-2017, 11:19 PM   #5588
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Dear Financial
Give me a break,
Half of a year is gone and you have
the improve at all.

Genie
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Old 06-16-2017, 11:27 AM   #5589
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Dear mom
When I don't pick up my phone, it's probably because I'm driving and have no intentions of getting distracted or receiving a ticket. Just a hand-eye coordination thing.

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Old 06-30-2017, 09:59 PM   #5590
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Dear Pretender,

You can stop now with the lies, the pics, the phony bullshit.

Sincerely,
We know
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Old 06-30-2017, 11:06 PM   #5591
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Dear Summer,

Let's get this party started!

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Old 07-01-2017, 08:01 PM   #5592
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Dear Time:

When are you ever going to be on my side?

Sincerely,

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Old 07-01-2017, 08:32 PM   #5593
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Dear summer:

Please don't rain so much this year. I know the garden & stuff needs it but that's what sprinklers are for.
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Old 07-01-2017, 09:17 PM   #5594
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Dear Dog

Holy hell, stop farting, you stink!

Sincerely,

I can't breathe.
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Old 07-04-2017, 01:28 AM   #5595
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Dear me, damn I'm good looking. Charming, witty, handsome, sparkling conversationalist, humble, modest, suave.... did I mention modest?
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Old 07-04-2017, 01:40 AM   #5596
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Dear weather
Can't you make up your mind
One minute you are shinning bright making
Everything extremely hot then the next it storming .
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Old 07-04-2017, 02:33 PM   #5597
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Dear puppy

Please stop biting my toes.

Yours

Hoping I still have toes left.
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Old 07-26-2017, 08:15 PM   #5598
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Dear J,

I hope you are ok where you are..
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Old 09-01-2017, 10:00 PM   #5599
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Dear Irma,

Please spare the gulf & US coast.

Sincerely,
Enough is enough for awhile.
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Old 09-01-2017, 10:24 PM   #5600
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Dear friend,

You can be with whoever you choose in your life.. She'll find you and take your heart..! sincerely Legs..
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