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Old 06-21-2011, 08:49 PM   #51
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Dear Ally,

I respect the boundaries... so don't sweat it. Just put more boobies on my page ok?

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Old 06-21-2011, 08:55 PM   #52
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Dear uh ....yeah, you......the guy with the funny head.

I am looking for a guy with a pocket protector.

Sincerely, the Canadian Chick
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Old 06-21-2011, 09:18 PM   #53
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Dear Canadian Chick,

I don't have a funny head. Just a deviated septum which results in nasal drip. But I can always get a pocket protector.

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Old 06-21-2011, 09:31 PM   #54
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Dear BIG O

6 years of finding the ying and yang in your days. You have used some pretty bad lines over the time I have known you......especially the fish one......you didn't know whether to eat me or mount me, but I forgave you for that one. We girls know that your sweetness is our weakness. HAPPY 6 YEAR ANNIVERSARY here at married chat. (if I am still here in 6 years, can you shoot me)....lol

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Old 06-21-2011, 09:48 PM   #55
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Dear Savvy,

I would love to tell you here how I feel about you but people might think we are a couple,,,,,

xoxo
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Old 06-21-2011, 09:50 PM   #56
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Dear Hobby
you made me smile, thanks
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Old 06-21-2011, 10:10 PM   #57
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dear weatherman,

we need the rain, no doubt. And I LOVE a good thunderstorm! but if it's all the same to you .. please don't change the tornado watch to a warning, k?

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Old 06-21-2011, 10:14 PM   #58
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Dear blank,


I'm sincerely blank


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Old 06-21-2011, 10:15 PM   #59
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dear rule makers,

please be more clear if this is supposed to be used only to talk to each other here.. instead of visitor pages

and if so.. please delete the above post to the weatherman.. and come pick me up in kansas after the tornado blows through here since he won't hear my plea.

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Old 06-21-2011, 10:26 PM   #60
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Dear blue tent underwear owner
I want to dedicate this post to your ass. The site is not big enough for it to fit, but we are hoping for a new bigger server
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Old 06-21-2011, 10:35 PM   #61
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Dear friend,

I hope you don't mind, but I took a phone message for you today while you were out:

"libra, errrrr, friend.....whatever you do, do NOT stop taking the anti-biotics, the infection is NOT gone yet....and for God's sake, stop touching it!!! Dr. Smith"


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Dear Friend with big underwear
want to touch it for me instead?? yeah scratch it to the right??
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Old 06-21-2011, 10:38 PM   #63
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Dearest creepy infected thread,

Not with a 10-foot pole ....I thought that's why you joined the site, to find someone to scratch it for you!!!

Love always (from a distance),
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Old 06-21-2011, 10:40 PM   #64
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Dear selfish tent owner
Can you fit a 10ft pole in there? yikes!!! Is that why you are so popular?

In awe
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Old 06-21-2011, 10:42 PM   #65
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My dearest awed friend,

At least I'm getting some pole these days


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Dear lucky biatch
Yeah yeah... you win no poles here not even a toothpick

Sincerely,
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Old 06-21-2011, 10:46 PM   #67
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Dear you,

Miss you.....

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Dear Jealous One,

Don't be....I've had more toothpricks than poles

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Old 06-21-2011, 10:59 PM   #69
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Dear Stew,

You are breaking the rules of this thread already. You must NAME the person from now on. No more of this elusive shit.

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Old 06-21-2011, 11:01 PM   #70
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Don't be....I've had more toothpricks than poles

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You are breaking the rules of this thread already. You must NAME the person from now on. No more of this elusive shit.

Sincerely,

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Sorry, not real good at rules..........................lol
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dear allayas,

can someone tell me in 500 words or less, what the hell happened while i was gone?

sincerely and in appreciation of your anticipated private replies,
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Dear M&Fers

Are you all really such letter thread addicts that this thread was just born today and already has so many posts.

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Dear smartass
Is your pm box full yet?
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dear mr hyde,

you can just send me nude photos

sincerely,
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