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Old 05-22-2007, 02:59 AM   #1
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The first thing!

Lets just say the first thing that pops into your head!

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actually all that came to me is the Cicadas are coming out tonight into tomorrow...

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Old 05-22-2007, 10:49 AM   #2
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Okay so I changed the name of this and it never changed o well i am thinking today of a garden
I better go get to it!
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Old 05-22-2007, 01:14 PM   #3
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The first thing that pops into my head on this site is "I wonder what that person (behind the nicname) is like?"
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:07 PM   #4
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:17 PM   #5
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:23 PM   #6
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:37 PM   #7
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:39 PM   #8
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:39 PM   #9
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:44 PM   #10
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To make you get laid ...
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:45 PM   #11
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is that an offer
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Old 05-22-2007, 05:20 PM   #12
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Old 05-22-2007, 05:27 PM   #15
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Old 05-22-2007, 05:32 PM   #16
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Old 05-22-2007, 05:34 PM   #17
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Old 05-22-2007, 07:44 PM   #19
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I am thinking TAN LINES!!!
Yes free I have them now!
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Old 05-22-2007, 07:48 PM   #20
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I am thinking.....

damn....some of these avatars are FINE!!!

am I the only one who could look at these all day?

and is that pathetic?

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Old 05-22-2007, 07:57 PM   #21
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o I wasnt going to you wouldnt like the answer just kidding its only human nature it cant be pathetic!
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:14 AM   #22
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ooooooh, a sexy friend just logged into yahoo im.
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Old 05-23-2007, 11:21 PM   #23
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Old 05-24-2007, 12:19 AM   #24
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if that is really penny she has gorgeous breasts,she is fine
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Old 05-24-2007, 12:37 AM   #25
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damn....some of these avatars are FINE!!!

am I the only one who could look at these all day?

and is that pathetic?

lol.....don't answer that last part............duh!!!
I agree... some of these women.... who am I kidding... all these women have really good taste in Avatars!
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