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Old 07-09-2017, 04:45 PM   #3501
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a :* the 1st letter of the English alphabet
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I have a phobia about phones, period. Takes a couple hours to mentally prepare myself just to call customer service.
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I got the index pages open......
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I have a phobia about phones, period. Takes a couple hours to mentally prepare myself just to call customer service.
Omg really?? me too!!!!!!! I have to write down my pizza order on paper cuz I get nervous!! Awww I feel like we just bonded
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This section explains how to build the ownCloud Client from source for all major platforms. You should read this section if you want to develop for the desktop client.
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Build instructions are subject to change as development proceeds. Please check the version for which you want to build.
These instructions are updated to work with version 2.2 of the ownCloud Client.
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You may wish to use source packages for your Linux distribution, as these give you the exact sources from which the binary packages are built. These are hosted on the ownCloud repository from OBS. Go to the Index of repositories to see all the Linux client repos.
At the bottom of the page for each distribution is a “Grab binary packages directly” section. These contain source RPMs for CentOS, RHEL, Fedora, SLES, and openSUSE.
To get the .deb source packages add the source repo for your Debian or Ubuntu version, like this example for Debian 8 (run as root):



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This section explains how to build the ownCloud Client from source for all major platforms. You should read this section if you want to develop for the desktop client.
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Omg really?? me too!!!!!!! I have to write down my pizza order on paper cuz I get nervous!! Awww I feel like we just bonded
I'd rather drive across town to ask someone a simple question rather than dial them up. Same way at work, I refuse to page anyone and will look through the whole building for them first. If it wasn't for pizza orders, I'd just get rid of mine.

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I'd rather drive across town to ask someone a simple question rather than dial them up. Same way at work, I refuse to page anyone and will look through the whole building for them first.
Yes!!! Exactly!! In my classroom I have the system to buzz the office if I need something. I won't use it unless an absolute emergency. I either send a kid with a note or wait until recess. On the yard we have to bring a walkie talkie....when a kid gets hurt I'm worried about them but immediately think "shit I have to use this thing".
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Old 07-09-2017, 05:00 PM   #3510
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Yes!!! Exactly!! In my classroom I have the system to buzz the office if I need something. I won't use it unless an absolute emergency. I either send a kid with a note or wait until recess. On the yard we have to bring a walkie talkie....when a kid gets hurt I'm worried about them but immediately think "shit I have to use this thing".
Talking with a keyboard is much the same thing but I've been sloooowly getting over it. That's why I resisted joining this forum for so many years.
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Old 07-09-2017, 05:04 PM   #3511
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I think we should rename this the "need psychiatric phobia help" thread... you people
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I think we should rename this the "need psychiatric phobia help" thread... you people
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We may be a bit beyond help and I probably couldn't afford your fee.
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We may be a bit beyond help and I probably couldn't afford your fee.
Lizzie said she would cover your fee too
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OK, In that case schedule me for an appointment on the second Thursday of the week following the next full moon.
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On the one side it's pretty much safe sex! It's been years since I've done it, so I can't say what it would be like now. I know that I used to RP write with someone and just like phone sex for me it was more a creative thing. Can two people interactively create a depth of imagery, mental stimulation and emotional response that it causes the other to have a physiological response? Color me weird, but for me it was more about the creativity; almost like an artist or author.
Being able to paint a picture with words is an enviable skill.
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I quite enjoy it if the mood and timing are right.
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I try to.. but the phone keeps rejecting me...
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Not in years . Don't think anyone is into it anymore. Lol
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Let's be for real... I would be happy with sex via notes delivered by carrier pigeon.
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I admit my phone goes through a lot of abuse but sex with it would cross a lot of lines.
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