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Old 04-28-2008, 09:30 PM   #1
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Pretty obvious what you need to do, right?

I am NOT laying on a beach, getting a tan.
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Old 04-28-2008, 09:31 PM   #2
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I'm not on the vacation I need to go on!
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Old 04-28-2008, 09:31 PM   #3
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i am not making love to a beautiful woman
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Old 04-28-2008, 09:36 PM   #4
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I not watching TV.
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Old 04-28-2008, 09:39 PM   #5
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I am not being productive...
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Old 04-28-2008, 09:39 PM   #6
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I am NOT doing the dishes.
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Old 04-28-2008, 09:53 PM   #7
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I am NOT logging of like i was going to
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Old 04-28-2008, 09:53 PM   #8
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I am NOT working.
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Old 04-28-2008, 09:56 PM   #9
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I am NOT bored
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:03 PM   #10
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I am not with him having a wonderful time......
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:04 PM   #11
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:05 PM   #12
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I am NOT laying in his arms...

I am NOT being touched...

I am NOT drinking an alcoholic beverage...
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:09 PM   #13
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I'm not having sex with my new man.
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:10 PM   #14
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:13 PM   #15
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I am not standing on my head.....
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:34 PM   #16
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I am NOT going out with my friends
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:35 PM   #17
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I'm not in bed where I should be
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:35 PM   #18
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I am not showing her how much I want to please her...
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:46 PM   #19
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:51 PM   #20
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I'm not on the road trip I ought to be on...and I'm not being a bad boy either

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Old 04-28-2008, 10:52 PM   #21
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I'm not getting my posting done either...But I have this feeling....Tonight's the Night I'm gonna score!!!!
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:52 PM   #22
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ahhhhhh, I'm in the short rows baby
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:54 PM   #23
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ooooops, I suppose that should have been I'm NOT in the short rows, baby!
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I'm not getting my posting done either...But I have this feeling....Tonight's the Night I'm gonna score!!!!
C'mon OAK, get a move on! I'll slow down a lil bit so you can catch up with me too!
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10 to go and I'm NOT breaking a sweat,,,yet...lmao
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