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Old 04-28-2008, 11:07 PM   #26
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I am NOT feeling good all of a sudden!!
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:15 PM   #27
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and I'm NOT making much progress in work things, etc. today either
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:17 PM   #28
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and I'm not posting anymore tonight...nite all
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:19 PM   #29
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LOL Oak....quitter! I understand....I quit one night with 490 posts...I just couldn't do more.
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:20 PM   #30
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I am not meeting anyone interesting
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:21 PM   #31
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i'm not finishing up this work so i can still get 5 hours sleep.. i'm down to 4 now.. argh.
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:26 PM   #32
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I not going to get any tonight (or this whole week ...)
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:52 PM   #33
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Pretty obvious what you need to do, right?

I am NOT laying on a beach, getting a tan.
masturbating like a wild monkey with a finger up my ass
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:55 PM   #34
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masturbating like a wild monkey with a finger up my ass
I have never actually SEEN a wild monkey DO that..........but thanks for that lovely mental image!!!!
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:56 PM   #35
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I have never actually SEEN a wild monkey DO that..........but thanks for that lovely mental image!!!!
want to play a part in this? either one is fine with me
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:05 AM   #36
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want to play a part in this? either one is fine with me

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:07 AM   #37
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with the ass you've got showing in your avatar right now, YOU can set the rules!
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:08 AM   #38
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with the ass you've got showing in your avatar right now, YOU can set the rules!

Damn Straight!!!!
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:09 AM   #39
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Ok.... I am not thinking the site needed a little boost in new threads (sarcasm)..... Torin you are brilliant, thanks for the new ideas...Kudos!
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:11 AM   #40
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I am NOT thinking about going to sleep any time soon!! thanks for the fun sis!
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:29 AM   #41
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I an NOT looking at anyones profile until i do THIS 148 more times.
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:29 AM   #42
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I am NOT stabbing myself thinking about that..........
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:30 AM   #43
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i am not finding anyone to chat with
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:32 AM   #44
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and I'm not posting anymore tonight...nite all
and yet you're still signed on...
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:33 AM   #45
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lol silly me - wonder what i'm doing
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:33 AM   #46
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Whatever it is, it would appear that I'm NOT doing it with my husband.
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:35 AM   #47
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and you know what - i'm not doing it with my wife either
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I am not thinking of anything witty
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:45 AM   #49
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and you know what - i'm not doing it with my wife either
So what could we NOT do together??
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So what could we NOT do together??
we could not do anything u wanted together
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