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Old 04-29-2008, 01:49 AM   #51
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:52 AM   #52
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:52 AM   #53
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I am not exposing myself to the neighbor lady tonight... stupid drapes
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:54 AM   #54
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I am NOT looking out my window to see if Shawn is my neighbor!!!
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:57 AM   #55
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not counting how many more posts i need
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:57 AM   #56
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:57 AM   #57
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I am not talking to someone very special to me
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:57 AM   #58
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not talking 1 on 1 with anyone here......does that even happen?
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:58 AM   #59
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we could not do anything u wanted together
i'm not waiting to see if fever answers my post
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:59 AM   #60
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not licking the water off of curious one's beautiful breast.....although i'd like too.....if that is her real breast.......
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:00 AM   #61
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i am not recording a #1 hit album......because i don't sing or play any instruments....although i am going to learn.......
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:01 AM   #62
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not looking at jay's thong pic anymore.....i've had it with that.
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:06 AM   #63
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well...thinking of things we could NOT do...how 'bout we NOT meet in the chat room...
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:10 AM   #64
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i am not wondering what fever looks like
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:28 AM   #65
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I'm not missing him as much as i was 20 minutes ago!
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:31 AM   #66
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i am not the one jelly's missing
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:32 AM   #67
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I am NOT sleeping tonight, apparently!
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:35 AM   #68
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:38 AM   #69
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:48 AM   #70
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:48 AM   #71
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Old 04-29-2008, 08:05 AM   #72
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i am not working to hard 2 day
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Old 04-29-2008, 08:15 AM   #73
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Old 04-29-2008, 08:16 AM   #74
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