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Old 05-27-2017, 02:37 PM   #4951
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I can't dance

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Old 05-27-2017, 02:47 PM   #4952
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I can't dance

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Yes I would but you would run away if you saw me

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Old 05-27-2017, 02:55 PM   #4953
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Yes I would but you would run away if you saw me

IIOTOC would you get aroused?
No way, I'd enjoy the view for sure

of course I'd be aroused

IITOYC would you want me to take you skinney dipping?
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Old 05-27-2017, 03:14 PM   #4954
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No way, I'd enjoy the view for sure

of course I'd be aroused

IITOYC would you want me to take you skinney dipping?
Love that

IITOYC would you like it I gave you an erotic massage?
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Old 05-27-2017, 03:19 PM   #4955
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Love that

IITOYC would you like it I gave you an erotic massage?
Yes

IITOYC would you like it if I returned the favour?
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Old 05-28-2017, 02:48 PM   #4956
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Yes

IITOYC would you like it if I returned the favour?
Definitely yes!

IITOYC would you like it rough and passionate or slow and sensual?
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Old 05-28-2017, 04:19 PM   #4957
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Slow and sensual

IITOYC should you or I wear a blindfold ?
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Old 05-28-2017, 04:31 PM   #4958
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Neither of us should be blind folded. And one of us better be on fire.

IITYCO would I see a tattoo?
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Old 05-28-2017, 04:41 PM   #4959
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Neither of us should be blind folded. And one of us better be on fire.

IITYCO would I see a tattoo?
Nope, just my piercings.. but, there are a few I like so sometimes I think about getting one. We have a guy in town whose work I like alot.

IITYCO would you do that helicopter dick thing? Lol
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Old 05-28-2017, 04:43 PM   #4960
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Lmfao. Yes. Just because you asked. How can I refuse??

IITYCO would you jump rope with me?
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Old 05-28-2017, 06:14 PM   #4961
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As long as it doesn't get entangled in my legs..

IITOYC would I see chest hair?
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Old 05-28-2017, 06:26 PM   #4962
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As long as it doesn't get entangled in my legs..

IITOYC would I see chest hair?
Yep. Nicely groomed of course

IITYCO would you play twister with me?
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Old 05-28-2017, 07:10 PM   #4963
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I'm afraid you might tickle me at some point but I'll risk it.

IITOYC, will I see a tattoo?
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Old 05-28-2017, 08:33 PM   #4964
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No. No tats. I have 2 in mind but not sure if I will ever actually do it

IITYCO, will I see a tattoo?
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Old 05-28-2017, 08:49 PM   #4965
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No, you wouldn't.

IITYCO would your heart beat faster?
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Old 05-29-2017, 11:52 PM   #4966
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yes it would
IITYCO would you have to catch your breath?
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Old 11-12-2017, 11:37 AM   #4967
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definitely, it's bloody freezing here

IITOYC would i enjoy the sight of nice perky nipples?
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Old 11-12-2017, 07:42 PM   #4968
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You would immediately decide to never let me be alone with your wife!
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Old 11-17-2017, 07:44 PM   #4969
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No leg hair smooth as a babies butt

IITYCO--Would I see pale white skin?
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Old 11-17-2017, 08:12 PM   #4970
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I'm Irish and I live in the north, my skin is practically translucent!
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Old 11-25-2017, 05:19 PM   #4971
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Bright orange ones lol

IITOYC would I find natural, shaved or trimmed?
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Would you return the favor?
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Old 04-22-2018, 01:30 AM   #4973
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Bright orange ones lol

IITOYC would I find natural, shaved or trimmed?
I'm a little more velveteen rabbit right now than I'd like.

Any scars? Evidence of battles survived.
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Old 04-22-2018, 03:08 AM   #4974
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No you'd have to give me some...
IITOYC would you want to be tied up....?
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Old 04-22-2018, 05:23 AM   #4975
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