Married And Flirting Chat

Go Back   Married And Flirting Chat > Married And Flirting Chat Forums > Jokes, Stories & Games > Fun Zone

Fun Zone A Plce to put the one word games and other fun stuff.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 04-20-2018, 08:55 PM   #1826
dixiechik
Can you see me now?
 
dixiechik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Where peaches grow and the confederate flag flows
Age: 47
Posts: 23,801
Thanks: 7,026
Thanked 8,947 Times in 5,743 Posts
dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like
Default

My Lab girl is snoring real loud right now good grief
__________________

If I offend you cry me a river, I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while munching on chips and working on my tan.
dixiechik is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2018, 07:15 AM   #1827
hikergeek
Thread Rescuer
 
hikergeek's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2017
Location: Northeast
Age: 61
Posts: 1,890
Thanks: 735
Thanked 347 Times in 270 Posts
Blog Entries: 18
hikergeek Is God Like hikergeek Is God Like hikergeek Is God Like hikergeek Is God Like hikergeek Is God Like hikergeek Is God Like hikergeek Is God Like hikergeek Is God Like hikergeek Is God Like hikergeek Is God Like hikergeek Is God Like
Default

Sleep is underrated. Why can’t we take naps at work?
__________________
"...And then all the laws of mind and matter that restrain him. Then the planets about him... and at last, out across immensity to the stars. And when he has conquered all the deeps of Space, and all the mysteries of Time, still he will be beginning."
hikergeek is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2018, 08:26 PM   #1828
billy383
Knotty
 
billy383's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: DE by the Sea
Age: 59
Posts: 16,526
Thanks: 4,775
Thanked 4,764 Times in 3,995 Posts
billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like
Default

I'm listening to music.
__________________

I won't bite, TRUST ME!
billy383 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2018, 10:52 PM   #1829
DixieGirl
Keeping it Simple!!
 
DixieGirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: In the South
Age: 53
Posts: 4,750
Thanks: 636
Thanked 1,181 Times in 923 Posts
DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like
Default

23 days to go...
__________________
You never know how far you can go unless you run.....
DixieGirl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2018, 12:28 PM   #1830
ladygodiva123
I'm That Woman ..
 
ladygodiva123's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Durban, South Africa
Age: 52
Posts: 10,715
Thanks: 937
Thanked 1,747 Times in 1,490 Posts
ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like ladygodiva123 Is God Like
Default

Tuesday ....
__________________
The best & most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart .... Helen Keller
ladygodiva123 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2018, 02:13 PM   #1831
Lyric~*
Something or other
 
Lyric~*'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Age: 39
Posts: 16,273
Thanks: 10,015
Thanked 7,787 Times in 5,733 Posts
Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like
Default

I’ve got cramps.
Lyric~* is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2018, 02:40 PM   #1832
Lyric~*
Something or other
 
Lyric~*'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Age: 39
Posts: 16,273
Thanks: 10,015
Thanked 7,787 Times in 5,733 Posts
Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like Lyric~* Is God Like
Default

I can feel my pulse in my finger. Ouch!
Lyric~* is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2018, 06:29 PM   #1833
Pigheaded
They call me Wilbur
 
Pigheaded's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: In the rafters
Age: 51
Posts: 7,014
Thanks: 1,782
Thanked 1,961 Times in 1,843 Posts
Pigheaded Is God Like Pigheaded Is God Like Pigheaded Is God Like Pigheaded Is God Like Pigheaded Is God Like Pigheaded Is God Like Pigheaded Is God Like Pigheaded Is God Like Pigheaded Is God Like Pigheaded Is God Like Pigheaded Is God Like
Default

I like my blue shorts..
Pigheaded is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2018, 02:13 PM   #1834
Amonte
(_o_)Y(_o_)
 
Amonte's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Age: 43
Posts: 21,673
Thanks: 8,320
Thanked 5,923 Times in 4,881 Posts
Blog Entries: 7
Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like
Default

Just scratched my belly
Amonte is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2018, 02:23 PM   #1835
leggy
to be continued.......
 
leggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: stage left
Age: 55
Posts: 15,434
Thanks: 4,507
Thanked 3,742 Times in 2,940 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like
Default

shoe tying
__________________
leggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2018, 02:26 PM   #1836
sexysaber82
Fallen Angel
 
sexysaber82's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Age: 35
Posts: 6,687
Thanks: 3,606
Thanked 2,846 Times in 2,434 Posts
sexysaber82 Is God Like sexysaber82 Is God Like sexysaber82 Is God Like sexysaber82 Is God Like sexysaber82 Is God Like sexysaber82 Is God Like sexysaber82 Is God Like sexysaber82 Is God Like sexysaber82 Is God Like sexysaber82 Is God Like sexysaber82 Is God Like
Default

Where’s Waldo?
__________________
sexysaber82 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2018, 02:27 PM   #1837
gabrielle22
Coniglio Fero'c'e
 
gabrielle22's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: In the Corner
Age: 45
Posts: 32,776
Thanks: 17,843
Thanked 15,169 Times in 10,920 Posts
Blog Entries: 10
gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like gabrielle22 Is God Like
Default

gluten
gabrielle22 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2018, 02:28 PM   #1838
leggy
to be continued.......
 
leggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: stage left
Age: 55
Posts: 15,434
Thanks: 4,507
Thanked 3,742 Times in 2,940 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like
Default

floor sweeping
__________________
leggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2018, 06:11 PM   #1839
ilovetospike
Thread Ruiner
 
ilovetospike's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: neither here nor there
Age: 55
Posts: 24,078
Thanks: 3,289
Thanked 8,589 Times in 7,041 Posts
ilovetospike Is God Like ilovetospike Is God Like ilovetospike Is God Like ilovetospike Is God Like ilovetospike Is God Like ilovetospike Is God Like ilovetospike Is God Like ilovetospike Is God Like ilovetospike Is God Like ilovetospike Is God Like ilovetospike Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by leggy View Post
floor sweeping

anything can be made less boring

https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1548387/t...EEPING-570.jpg
__________________
I lead the league in eye rolls.

ilovetospike is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to ilovetospike For This Useful Post:
leggy (04-27-2018)
Old 04-27-2018, 07:07 PM   #1840
leggy
to be continued.......
 
leggy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: stage left
Age: 55
Posts: 15,434
Thanks: 4,507
Thanked 3,742 Times in 2,940 Posts
Blog Entries: 1
leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like leggy Is God Like
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovetospike View Post
welll sweep away pool boy
__________________
leggy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2018, 07:33 PM   #1841
dixiechik
Can you see me now?
 
dixiechik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Where peaches grow and the confederate flag flows
Age: 47
Posts: 23,801
Thanks: 7,026
Thanked 8,947 Times in 5,743 Posts
dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like dixiechik Is God Like
Default

I know Sally
__________________

If I offend you cry me a river, I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears while munching on chips and working on my tan.
dixiechik is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2018, 08:10 PM   #1842
billy383
Knotty
 
billy383's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: DE by the Sea
Age: 59
Posts: 16,526
Thanks: 4,775
Thanked 4,764 Times in 3,995 Posts
billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like billy383 Is God Like
Default

Drill
__________________

I won't bite, TRUST ME!
billy383 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2018, 08:18 PM   #1843
RisingSun
4.5% GDP Forecasted
 
RisingSun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Hometown
Age: 66
Posts: 18,876
Thanks: 5,059
Thanked 2,868 Times in 2,652 Posts
RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like
Default

Need to clip my nails
__________________


Common sense is " Genius" dressed in it's working clothes
RisingSun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2018, 09:23 PM   #1844
JerseyGirl
(。♥‿♥。)
 
JerseyGirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Age: 52
Posts: 45,214
Thanks: 17,297
Thanked 18,345 Times in 14,268 Posts
JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like
Default

pickle
JerseyGirl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2018, 09:25 PM   #1845
RisingSun
4.5% GDP Forecasted
 
RisingSun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Hometown
Age: 66
Posts: 18,876
Thanks: 5,059
Thanked 2,868 Times in 2,652 Posts
RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like
Default

Ass lift
__________________


Common sense is " Genius" dressed in it's working clothes
RisingSun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2018, 09:50 PM   #1846
Amonte
(_o_)Y(_o_)
 
Amonte's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Age: 43
Posts: 21,673
Thanks: 8,320
Thanked 5,923 Times in 4,881 Posts
Blog Entries: 7
Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like Amonte Is God Like
Default

I might be a bee wit inbreniated
Amonte is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-27-2018, 09:54 PM   #1847
JerseyGirl
(。♥‿♥。)
 
JerseyGirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Age: 52
Posts: 45,214
Thanks: 17,297
Thanked 18,345 Times in 14,268 Posts
JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like JerseyGirl Is God Like
Default

tittie lift
JerseyGirl is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to JerseyGirl For This Useful Post:
Amonte (04-27-2018)
Old 04-27-2018, 10:25 PM   #1848
DixieGirl
Keeping it Simple!!
 
DixieGirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: In the South
Age: 53
Posts: 4,750
Thanks: 636
Thanked 1,181 Times in 923 Posts
DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like DixieGirl Is God Like
Default

Lock the door....
__________________
You never know how far you can go unless you run.....
DixieGirl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 07:48 PM   #1849
Laxman
Fill in the blanks
 
Laxman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: North East
Age: 48
Posts: 7,028
Thanks: 834
Thanked 999 Times in 827 Posts
Laxman Is God Like Laxman Is God Like Laxman Is God Like Laxman Is God Like Laxman Is God Like Laxman Is God Like Laxman Is God Like Laxman Is God Like Laxman Is God Like Laxman Is God Like Laxman Is God Like
Default

when navigating waterways it is important to keep an up to date chart on hand as well as know the correct tides for the area so you dont run into hazarda and aground
__________________
Don't Panic
Laxman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 09:06 PM   #1850
RisingSun
4.5% GDP Forecasted
 
RisingSun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Hometown
Age: 66
Posts: 18,876
Thanks: 5,059
Thanked 2,868 Times in 2,652 Posts
RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like RisingSun Is God Like
Default

I need to mow the lawn
__________________


Common sense is " Genius" dressed in it's working clothes
RisingSun is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:39 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.