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Old 03-12-2008, 08:50 AM   #6651
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Ooooh! Who do I get to hump?

Hey Sneaky and Han... Getting a little "greasy" now?
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Old 03-12-2008, 09:15 AM   #6652
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Another day another million loads of laundry to fold.
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Old 03-12-2008, 10:14 AM   #6653
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Another day another million loads of laundry to fold.
Wish I could come over and help! But honestly how much laundry would we relly be able to do together.
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Old 03-12-2008, 10:19 AM   #6654
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Ooooh! Who do I get to hump?

Hey Sneaky and Han... Getting a little "greasy" now?
Oh.....I was just about to answer a TOTALLY different way.........good thing I double checked and realized we were NOT in the masturbation thread....... ........so ummm.....yeah....I guess you could say "greasy".....she tells me I look cute in anything so I figured I'd try the leather jacket and shades this week
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Old 03-12-2008, 12:43 PM   #6655
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she tells me I look cute in anything so I figured I'd try the leather jacket and shades this week
Yeah, you look cute IN or OUT of anything.
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Old 03-12-2008, 02:01 PM   #6656
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Oh, Oh, a spanner in the works!
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Old 03-12-2008, 02:03 PM   #6657
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Old 03-12-2008, 02:16 PM   #6658
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Old 03-12-2008, 07:56 PM   #6659
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That I still need a cup of coffee
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:13 PM   #6660
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:22 PM   #6661
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I'll probably be sorry I asked....but what's a paddle pop?
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:27 PM   #6662
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I'll probably be sorry I asked....but what's a paddle pop?
i cant believe u dont know this..... OMG....

http://www.paddlepop.com.au/home.aspx
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:32 PM   #6663
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i cant believe u dont know this..... OMG....

http://www.paddlepop.com.au/home.aspx
Oh thank tiger....I'd never heard that before....sorry
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:43 PM   #6664
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If headhunters migrated to america, and learned the "slang term" for penis was also "head"...would they change their aim?
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:57 PM   #6665
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If headhunters migrated to america, and learned the "slang term" for penis was also "head"...would they change their aim?
OMG I was just thinking the same thing...
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Old 03-13-2008, 08:58 AM   #6666
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After getting a couple of phone calls from one of my "fans" (stalkers) at work and being told that someone was asking a co-worker if they knew anything about me, and the fact that I allegedly "messed" with his buddy...and not having any idea who these men are....this has definitely been one of my wierder nights........
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Old 03-13-2008, 09:48 AM   #6667
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Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
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Old 03-13-2008, 09:49 AM   #6668
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Can you make a candle out of your earwax?




ewwww..........Would you want too?
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Old 03-13-2008, 09:50 AM   #6669
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Yeah...that would be cool. But not with MY earwax. I don't think mine would make a very good smelling candle.



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Old 03-13-2008, 10:05 AM   #6670
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Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
See what watching a Shrek marathon will do to you!!
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Old 03-13-2008, 10:08 AM   #6671
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Yeah...Shrek is a great thinker of our time. I wonder if he knows why Yankee Doodle named the feather in his hat Macaroni?




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Old 03-13-2008, 09:46 PM   #6672
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Old 03-13-2008, 09:48 PM   #6673
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Black guy is back on Lost.......I knew it. Kevin is back.....
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Old 03-13-2008, 10:55 PM   #6674
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Well this is hijacked!
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:02 PM   #6675
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I'm probably not going to get any sleep tonight either :-)
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