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Old 06-08-2012, 01:09 PM   #16651
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Old 06-08-2012, 01:55 PM   #16652
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A tourist asked and Indian (native american) what that was on his neck? He said it was an alligators tooth. The tourist laughed said pearls are much more valuable. The Indian looked at the tourist with a straight face and said "anyone can open an oyster".
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Old 06-08-2012, 09:58 PM   #16653
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:01 PM   #16655
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Old 06-08-2012, 11:04 PM   #16656
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Old 06-08-2012, 11:09 PM   #16657
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Now I am thinking that as many people die from coconuts falling on their heads as heart attacks around here.
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Old 06-08-2012, 11:11 PM   #16658
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Now I am thinking that as many people die from coconuts falling on their heads as heart attacks around here.
What about shark attacks? Any stats on that?...lol
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Old 06-08-2012, 11:13 PM   #16659
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Old 06-08-2012, 11:17 PM   #16660
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What about shark attacks? Any stats on that?...lol
No...we don't keep track of those. Scares the tourists away you know.
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Old 06-08-2012, 11:21 PM   #16661
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No...we don't keep track of those. Scares the tourists away you know.
And death by coconut doesn't?

During a recent ABC television report about how infrequent shark attacks really are, we were told, "Each year coconuts falling from trees kill 150 people." That sounded absurd to me. Could it be true?
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Old 06-08-2012, 11:25 PM   #16662
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Yeh of course...I believe it's mostly kids though. That would suck eh?
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Old 06-08-2012, 11:35 PM   #16663
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Yeh of course...I believe it's mostly kids though. That would suck eh?
Sure...can you imagine how palm trees would affect Seattle for instance? Death by coconut would quickly become a preferred choice of.....oh wait, hasn't Las Vegas been declared The Suicide Capital of America? Gee! Skydiving for everyone! Get them high on life.....and away ...I mean away from coconuts...lol
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Old 06-08-2012, 11:41 PM   #16664
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Yeh....if a coconut is the main cause of death in a skydiving accident something went way wrong.
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Old 06-08-2012, 11:42 PM   #16665
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Plus I think in Las Vegas coconut trees that actually produce enough coconuts to do damage are rare anymore...
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Old 06-09-2012, 03:04 AM   #16666
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Yeh....if a coconut is the main cause of death in a skydiving accident something went way wrong.
Hmmmm?..I would have sworn that those "open on impact" parachutes would have been a more serious cause of skydiving accidents?..oh well!
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Old 06-09-2012, 09:58 AM   #16667
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Old 06-09-2012, 10:20 AM   #16668
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Old 06-09-2012, 10:32 AM   #16669
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Old 06-09-2012, 11:03 AM   #16670
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