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Old 07-17-2017, 10:17 PM   #19176
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Hubs andI have really been getting along better since we moved. Maybe we're both just happy to be in a better place.
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Old 07-17-2017, 10:47 PM   #19177
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I gotta move to Missouri then
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Old 07-17-2017, 11:18 PM   #19178
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Old 07-18-2017, 08:47 AM   #19179
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No thread really wants to be subjected to the first things that pop into my head, definitely needs filtering first
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Old 07-18-2017, 02:43 PM   #19180
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that song (or earworm stuck in my head) from RPM today- Birdy - Wild Horses (Matrix & Futurebound remix)
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Old 07-18-2017, 02:46 PM   #19181
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MunkyBrain 2.0??
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Old 07-18-2017, 02:50 PM   #19182
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Old 07-18-2017, 02:53 PM   #19183
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I'd rather eat than gym it today.
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Old 07-18-2017, 02:54 PM   #19184
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That bad huh? Sounds like a good time!
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Old 07-18-2017, 02:55 PM   #19185
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That bad huh? Sounds like a good time!
Sounds like an instant ban
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Old 07-18-2017, 03:02 PM   #19186
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Sounds like an instant ban
Now I'm really intrigued! Whisper it in my ear. Might turn me on...nevermind. I believe you.
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Old 07-18-2017, 03:03 PM   #19187
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MunkyBrain 2.0??
Did come out of the gate pretty hot alright!
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Old 07-18-2017, 03:18 PM   #19188
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Old 07-18-2017, 03:19 PM   #19189
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Old 07-18-2017, 05:53 PM   #19190
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Old 07-18-2017, 06:51 PM   #19191
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now to pick an outfit
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Old 07-18-2017, 09:10 PM   #19192
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Old 07-18-2017, 11:28 PM   #19193
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Old 07-19-2017, 08:20 AM   #19194
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Old 07-19-2017, 08:51 AM   #19195
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Old 07-19-2017, 09:02 AM   #19196
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I hate that upstairs shower...But do I wanna use the outdoor one so early?
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Old 07-21-2017, 04:56 PM   #19197
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Well it did say the first thing, so I have to admit I saw DomesticDiva's response and was wondering if that outside shower was visible and where could I stand to watch.
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Old 07-21-2017, 04:57 PM   #19198
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Old 07-21-2017, 05:05 PM   #19199
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Well it did say the first thing, so I have to admit I saw DomesticDiva's response and was wondering if that outside shower was visible and where could I stand to watch.


There was a patio overhead that actually creeped me out...
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There was a patio overhead that actually creeped me out...
I can dream.... ahhh, and what dreams.
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