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Old 11-18-2018, 02:03 AM   #70451
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Is this the would you have a threesome thread?
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Old 11-18-2018, 02:05 AM   #70452
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Or what about a foursome?
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Old 11-18-2018, 02:08 AM   #70453
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A fivesome for a challenge?
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Old 11-18-2018, 02:12 AM   #70454
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Who doesn't like a challenge?
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Old 11-18-2018, 02:15 AM   #70455
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Lazy people?
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Old 11-18-2018, 02:20 AM   #70456
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Would you describe yourself as lazy or hardworking?
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Old 11-18-2018, 02:22 AM   #70457
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How hardworking is hardworking?
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Old 11-18-2018, 02:26 AM   #70458
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Isn't it all about one's attitude?
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Old 11-18-2018, 02:29 AM   #70459
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Doesn't luck play a role?
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Old 11-18-2018, 06:54 AM   #70460
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Luck, like the roll of dice?
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Old 11-18-2018, 10:28 AM   #70461
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Did you bring the dice?
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Old 11-18-2018, 10:38 AM   #70462
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Can we use my cards instead?
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Old 11-18-2018, 10:39 AM   #70463
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Do you have the deck stacked?
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Old 11-18-2018, 10:42 AM   #70464
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How high do youu want me to stack it?
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Do I have to climb it now? I am scared of heights after all
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Who will clean up the mess if you knock it over?
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Old 11-18-2018, 10:51 AM   #70467
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maybe we need to hire more help?
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Who is making a mess?
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I am. Are you implying that I can't take care of it on my own?
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Old 11-18-2018, 10:52 AM   #70470
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Wasnt it him? are you here to punish him?
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Old 11-18-2018, 10:56 AM   #70471
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Shouldn't he be the one to clean it up then?
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Should we help him?
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Wait, didn't you knock over the stack?
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Are you Implying that you want us to help you?
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Do you think we could help him?
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