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Old 03-07-2014, 02:19 PM   #1301
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Old 03-07-2014, 02:39 PM   #1302
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The best decision I made today was to stick around.
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Old 03-07-2014, 03:26 PM   #1303
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to wander over to use my GC from Christmas...
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Old 03-07-2014, 03:55 PM   #1304
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Wearing my old stonewash high waist jeans and a sparkly t-shirt
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Old 03-07-2014, 03:56 PM   #1305
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stop answering my phone and log in here
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Old 03-07-2014, 04:00 PM   #1306
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To be Betty Crocker today
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Old 03-07-2014, 05:09 PM   #1307
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Old 03-07-2014, 05:20 PM   #1308
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Listen to the voices in my head!
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Old 03-08-2014, 08:38 AM   #1309
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I you think it is should very wise PM to always Mark follow your heart and listen to the voices in your head!
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Old 03-08-2014, 08:49 AM   #1310
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to add a good friend with some great words and to find strength and inspiration in others.. even when i don't have the strength today
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Old 03-08-2014, 08:55 AM   #1311
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To get up before everyone else
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Old 03-08-2014, 12:26 PM   #1312
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Cleaned the house.
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Old 03-08-2014, 12:28 PM   #1313
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Old 03-08-2014, 12:49 PM   #1314
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To get this chai tea latte. It's delicious.
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Old 03-08-2014, 01:04 PM   #1315
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to always question... the things around me. But be careful if the table answers you..
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Old 03-08-2014, 04:14 PM   #1316
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Reading a message that left me very in the mood
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Old 03-08-2014, 04:43 PM   #1317
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To sleep in. It was much needed
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Old 03-08-2014, 05:04 PM   #1318
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Old 03-08-2014, 06:58 PM   #1319
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To spend the afternoon here!
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Old 03-08-2014, 07:23 PM   #1320
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Old 03-08-2014, 08:39 PM   #1321
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Its a tie...bought new underwear and played golf. I think those were the only decisions I made today!
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Old 03-08-2014, 08:46 PM   #1322
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Old 03-08-2014, 08:48 PM   #1323
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to pour myself this glass of wine
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Old 03-08-2014, 10:16 PM   #1324
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to drive home...he couldn't if he wanted to *sigh*
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Old 03-08-2014, 10:19 PM   #1325
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to drive home...he couldn't if he wanted to *sigh*
Bad driver? Seems a bit early for the other problem.
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