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Old 10-23-2018, 10:44 PM   #40026
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Rob is never kept in line!
He rocks the threads every time
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Old 10-23-2018, 11:29 PM   #40027
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Rocking needs a steady beat.
Have you seen what she does with my meat?
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Old 11-10-2018, 05:30 AM   #40028
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A girl that wants some meat that throbs
Is optimally served with Rob's
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Old 11-10-2018, 07:10 AM   #40029
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Louisa is an early riser
Id like to know what energisers her
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Old 11-10-2018, 08:02 AM   #40030
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Skwerty is my manly dream
When he lets me suck his cream
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Old 11-10-2018, 08:50 AM   #40031
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Louisa's the queen of sexual tension--
See, all the Johnsons stand at attention.
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Old 11-10-2018, 10:49 AM   #40032
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ZoydW is effective at expressing his opinions out loud
It must be partially due to living in the Oort Cloud
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Old 11-10-2018, 12:46 PM   #40033
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He leaves for awhile but returns to make his picks
This thread always benefits from Bryan3636
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Old 11-10-2018, 12:55 PM   #40034
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i've never met him but think he's fun
I heard he lives in the house of the rising sun
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Old 11-10-2018, 12:57 PM   #40035
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Nice of you to say St. Jimmy my man
Knocking the ladies dead with your body so tan?
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Old 02-21-2019, 01:16 AM   #40036
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RisingSun...New Year, New Hopes you say,
did you start living that life last week, last month or did you start today?
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Old 02-21-2019, 07:04 AM   #40037
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Hello there sexy it's so nice of you to join
More of an everyday outlook, beats flipping a coin
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Old 02-22-2019, 11:10 AM   #40038
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My apologies to Rising Sun for something I must say
Welcome back for your annual early year visit to livin42day
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Old 02-23-2019, 10:51 PM   #40039
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Bryan my friend it's been such a long time,
an annual visit...and here I am back in the "2 lines that Rhyme"
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Old 03-02-2019, 11:38 PM   #40040
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She drops by every once in a while
Just long enough to make her friends smile
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Old 03-03-2019, 01:11 AM   #40041
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There's Billy383 all dressed up in his hoodie
The avatar is cropped high enough to not show his woodie
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Old 03-25-2019, 11:02 PM   #40042
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Without warning or fanfare he gets in the mix
Another witty poem from Bryan3636
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Old 04-18-2019, 03:41 PM   #40043
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Rising I've finally come here to play
I've managed to finally do a rhyme today
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Old 04-18-2019, 04:08 PM   #40044
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Here comes the lovely Bluesky strutting through the door
Yay! Shes here to rhyme, just what Im waiting for
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Old 04-19-2019, 02:25 AM   #40045
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Ive been waiting for a little bit of fun
And hes back.. Of course.. Our risingsun
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Old 04-21-2019, 10:26 PM   #40046
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Many times I think back to when I was a Newb
It never failed I got a kind word from our Lady Scoob!
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Old 06-08-2019, 06:07 PM   #40047
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The sun is a rising the summer is soon
I could always sing a song for the Scoob
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Old 06-08-2019, 06:21 PM   #40048
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Oh look. Its a dear, sweet man
He's adorable.. Hit him up if you can
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So sweet and sexy and did I mention a lady of class?
But those thoughts are out the door when I see that ass!
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He's adorable.. Hit him up if you can
Id rather be cuddled truth be known
But if you hit me, I hope Id be in a groan
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