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Old 05-03-2018, 11:59 PM   #51
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Old 05-04-2018, 02:00 AM   #52
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"Never mind. I'll do it myself."

Scares the crap out of them. This means I will be busy with that task I asked help with, that there will be no time for cooking, buying his relatives birthday presents, or having the annual derby party.

This is when he gallops around like a thoroughbred hoping to win the exacta.
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Old 05-04-2018, 03:17 AM   #53
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It was in the sale ...

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It wasn’t my fault ... (explaining the little dent in the car).... again
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Old 05-04-2018, 10:44 AM   #54
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Don't worry about it. I'll have someone else fix it.
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Old 05-06-2018, 03:11 PM   #55
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What.Ever! accompanied with an eyeroll.
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Old 05-06-2018, 04:28 PM   #56
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that grass needs cutting ?
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Old 05-06-2018, 05:16 PM   #57
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Sure, go ahead...
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Old 05-06-2018, 05:27 PM   #58
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you know I love ya !
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Old 05-06-2018, 05:28 PM   #59
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It's fine.
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Old 05-06-2018, 05:50 PM   #60
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I see
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Old 05-06-2018, 06:04 PM   #61
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Sure. It's not like size matters, at all.
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Old 05-06-2018, 06:13 PM   #62
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Is that it!! .... x
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Guess what you're son did...
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Old 05-06-2018, 06:51 PM   #64
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Let me know how that works for you
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Old 05-06-2018, 07:42 PM   #65
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What happened to that Ben and Jerry's I hid behind the frozen peas?
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Old 11-01-2018, 12:31 PM   #66
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You do this often?
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