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Old 07-05-2011, 04:08 PM   #51
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Wiscy....thoughts of shaving your face?

Lucas....go for it!
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Old 07-05-2011, 04:25 PM   #52
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So should I or shouldn't I make a "first part of the body you touch" (when washing in shower) thread

i would, but you need a great title to the thread
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Old 07-05-2011, 04:30 PM   #53
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gee I thought the title was the most creative part of the thread, sorry to disappoint.

you didn't disappoint me wiscy, the promise of the title did. that said, what else ya got?
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Old 07-05-2011, 04:32 PM   #54
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Well the Charmin guy told me to stop so I did....
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Old 07-05-2011, 04:58 PM   #55
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I prefer to shake it.....like a Polaroid picture.
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:58 PM   #56
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2 sinks , 2 tubes , 2 of everything . Takes the issue right out of it .
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Old 07-06-2011, 01:04 PM   #57
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from the bottom...I use a mascara tube to neatly roll it to the top.
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Old 07-06-2011, 01:47 PM   #58
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we used to fight over this.. now we have those toothpaste rollup thingys..
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Old 08-18-2013, 09:42 PM   #59
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I always squeeze from the bottom....it's a necessity....this is because you use all of what you purchased...this is highly important
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Old 08-18-2013, 10:28 PM   #60
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I squeeze and squeeze till I get every last drop
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Old 08-18-2013, 10:36 PM   #61
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when it is big and full, i don't pay attention on where do I squeeze, but it is about to finish, I shake it will to ensure it is cleaned well and no liquid remains inside
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Old 08-18-2013, 10:47 PM   #62
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I always squeeze her bottom first thing in the morning....oh wait, we were talking about toothpaste, weren't we....
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Old 08-19-2013, 01:34 AM   #63
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WHY ARE WE FIGHTING (((((( British tone))))))) on this

Let alone even talking about it just do it twice a day dos it really matter
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Old 08-19-2013, 01:47 AM   #64
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Well....slow at first then OMG!!! Real fast!
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Old 08-19-2013, 04:16 PM   #65
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2 sinks , 2 tubes , 2 of everything . Takes the issue right out of it .
Yes, my princess has her own bathroom and it's a forbidden zone. Yet, there's a double standard. She can steal my toothpaste and soap when she runs out, but I'm not allowed to do the same. As she puts it, "you're a man" ... which to her is on the level with a farm animal.

So having 2 of everything doesn't solve everything.
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Old 08-19-2013, 05:29 PM   #66
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Like a lemon..
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Old 11-29-2013, 03:11 PM   #67
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hmmmm so what are we squeezing....lol!
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Old 01-21-2014, 09:01 PM   #68
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from the bottom up
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Old 01-21-2014, 10:19 PM   #69
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When it gets low, I slide it along the edge of the counter from top to bottom to flatten it out and scootch all the tooth paste up. Then a single fold below the bulk works nicely.
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Perfectly - from the middle at the start and at the bottom when it is half empty!
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Old 01-22-2014, 01:45 AM   #71
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Ummmm duh! from the base to the tip?
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from the toes upwards//then reverse
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Toothpaste .... I finally got it, this had me confused.
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Old 01-22-2014, 06:42 AM   #74
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Squeeze from the bottom and work it up to the tip.
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lol!!! squeeze and roll.....that sounds really naughty!!!!
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