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Old 12-31-2015, 10:58 PM   #126
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Old 01-13-2016, 06:48 AM   #127
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Old 01-13-2016, 06:52 AM   #128
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Old 01-13-2016, 06:54 AM   #129
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With full hand squeeze and nipple poking through my fingers....
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Old 01-13-2016, 06:56 AM   #130
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What's toothpaste?
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Old 01-13-2016, 07:14 AM   #131
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you mean we're talking about toothpaste?
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Old 01-13-2016, 09:46 AM   #132
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till the juice runs down my leg
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Old 01-13-2016, 01:50 PM   #133
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Old 01-29-2016, 01:22 AM   #134
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After 9 years of marriage I have given up arguing with my wife about how to squeeze...the rool of toothpaste, why waste any and not squeeze it from the bottom up??? So how do you squeeze? Top? Middle? Bottom?
after 18 years of marriage - i learnt there is not point in arguing about anything..
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Old 07-28-2016, 03:51 PM   #135
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Old 07-28-2016, 03:59 PM   #136
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First I let the dog lick off all the dried stuff, then I just step on the end.
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Old 07-28-2016, 04:00 PM   #137
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Aww Damn, that's funny!!
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Old 07-28-2016, 04:01 PM   #138
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Old 07-28-2016, 04:02 PM   #139
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This would just run into my complaint about 2 tablespoons of ice cream left in the freezer.

Because my husband both insisted on leaving boxes of Cheerios with 1/2 cup of cereal in them and squeezing our toothpaste willy nilly we had to divorce.

Serious issues, people.
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Old 07-28-2016, 11:05 PM   #143
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With 2 fingers.. gently at first, slowly increasing the pressure.. rubbing it between my fingers from time to time.. until I got just what I needed
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